Posts Tagged ‘cannibal’

Pizza Rat Is Back And Eating Other Rats This Time

Posted: January 4, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized
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Let’s be honest, the chances of this being pizza rat are slim to none but we’re New Yorkers so of course it’s the same goddamn rat. Here’s the full story below from NYMag.com.

NYMag: New York got its first subway-rat video of the new year Saturday night when YouTube user JB José captured footage of a rat dragging another, clearly dead rat down the stairs at Jay Street–Metrotech in Brooklyn, eventually hauling the stiff carcass down the platform and off into the subway-tunnel darkness. Since the anthropomorphization of subway vermin is now a thing, JB imagined some possible explanations in his caption for the video:

A little before midnight on Jan 2, 2016 at Jay St-Metrotech, Pizza Rat emerges from the darkness to retrieve his fallen comrade. Was it trying to the “wake up” the other? Was it taking it away to eat? Will we ever know?

Reached for clarification by Gothamist, JB emphasized that the rat really had just appeared and then specifically sought out the body, much to the delight and disgust of onlookers. Rat Law & Order fan-fiction is now sure to follow, but considering the fact that the two closest pizza places to Jay Street–Metrotech are a 99¢ joint and a Papa John’s, cannibalism seems more than likely in this case.

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If you don’t have the strength the push a 67 year old geriatric off you while he eats your dignity and other Asians take pictures like they’re in Times Square, then you deserve to lose your ear as well as your balls. Scary scenario but come on, you’re 40 years younger!

 

Gawker: A surveillance camera in the Miami Herald building caught all 18 gruesome minutes of the Miami Zombie attack on the MacArthur Causeway over the weekend. (The footage above has been edited for length) The sequence of events is all there: Rudy Eugene stripping Ronald Poppo of his pants and shoes; an unsuspecting cyclist—who would later call the police—cruising by; and the police’s arrival and eventual shooting of Eugene.

 

OK, OK so it’s not Oscar winning cinematography but it’s something. By now everyone has to have heard of the guy who took bath salts and ate a homeless man’s face off. Well, here is the video of it and pictures of the aftermath. I must say, some of the most gruesome shit I’ve ever seen. Straight up Hannibal Lector shit. How nice of Rudy to leave Ron an eyeball. That way he can actually see that his face now looks like a peeled tomato.