Why Wouldn’t You Want To Watch Four Midgets Race A Camel?


It’s blatantly obvious who the dead weight is here. Runner #2 moves about as fast as…well, I guess you can say a midget on a race track. Save me the bullshit of ‘well their legs are too small’ cause that last guy must be like the Usain Bolt of midgets. Little man turned on the after burners and actually caught up to the camel to make it a race. And what kind of half ass retarded camel did they put these guys up against? That thing came rounding the corner like someone broke it’s leg but still made it race.

Kid Trips Across Finish Line, Proceeds To Worm


Props to this kid for having such a disastrous fall, only to go with the flow and start worming across the finish line. Kid should win for style points alone. “Oh my God, Christian is so funny!” If it he didn’t land right on his dick, I’d say he was gettin’ laid right after this event.


Side note: Was this the Special Games or does it just look like these kids are running in slow motion?