Pretty impressive. But let me see you do it in NYC and I’ll REALLY be impressed.
Tag: race
Two Bears Fans Race; Only One Makes It To The Finish Line
How bout the accent on that winner in the background, huh? Kinda overshadowed the whole video for me. This also kinda sums up the Bears season doesn’t it? Off to a great start and then BAM! Quarterback is lying dead on the ground.
Why Wouldn’t You Want To Watch Four Midgets Race A Camel?
It’s blatantly obvious who the dead weight is here. Runner #2 moves about as fast as…well, I guess you can say a midget on a race track. Save me the bullshit of ‘well their legs are too small’ cause that last guy must be like the Usain Bolt of midgets. Little man turned on the after burners and actually caught up to the camel to make it a race. And what kind of half ass retarded camel did they put these guys up against? That thing came rounding the corner like someone broke it’s leg but still made it race.
Kid Trips Across Finish Line, Proceeds To Worm
Props to this kid for having such a disastrous fall, only to go with the flow and start worming across the finish line. Kid should win for style points alone. “Oh my God, Christian is so funny!” If it he didn’t land right on his dick, I’d say he was gettin’ laid right after this event.
Side note: Was this the Special Games or does it just look like these kids are running in slow motion?
Why Am I Strangely Turned On By Japanese Split Racing?
I’m not talking about the octopus lady from The Little Mermaid on the left…I’m talking about the one on the right. Something mesmerizing about her technique that made me think she’s been doing this for years. Summer Olympics could use a pick-me-up so why not Smokeshow Split Racing? I’d watch.
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