Posts Tagged ‘midget’

 

Just listen to the NY Jew pour out of this midget’s mouth. Sounds like a combo of Woody Allen and Larry David thrown into Willow’s body. Ruthless. How dare you! You are everything that is wrong with America! You suck! Jesus buddy! This must be like 10 frustrating years of walking passed this trumpet player coming out all at once. I thought he was going to cry at one point. Only thing that would’ve made this the best clip ever was if the trumpet player played some somber blues music while the little guy gave his who life story about Bob Dylan and the Grateful Dead. But who am I kidding, he fucking sucks!

Side note: This was hilarious:

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And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: May 29, 2013 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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I’m horrified.

Would You Rather…

Posted: December 13, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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This was an interesting one that I had heard a while back. Would you rather…

Permanently have to wear scuba diving flippers for the rest of your life

flippers

OR

For the rest of your life have a midget walking in front of you slightly slower than how you walk

Midget

I know, I know, tough one. I think I would have to go with the midget on this one. I don’t know if you’ve ever worn scuba flippers but those things are next to impossible to walk around in. Blisters for days and to be honest I think walking backwards would be the only way I could tolerate them for even an hour. With the midget at least I can text while walking and catch up on my Scramble With Friends without worrying about walking into anything or maybe stumbling into an intersection. It would get annoying pretty fast but if you’ve ever walked the sidewalks in NYC behind a tourist, you know what it’s like to walk at a very slow speed anyway.

 

It’s blatantly obvious who the dead weight is here. Runner #2 moves about as fast as…well, I guess you can say a midget on a race track. Save me the bullshit of ‘well their legs are too small’ cause that last guy must be like the Usain Bolt of midgets. Little man turned on the after burners and actually caught up to the camel to make it a race. And what kind of half ass retarded camel did they put these guys up against? That thing came rounding the corner like someone broke it’s leg but still made it race.

Dwarf Dance Party Kicks Off The Weekend!

Posted: November 16, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Weekend Kickoff
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You do you little man, you do you. Have a safe weekend everyone!

 

Now I’m 90% sure this is a kid and not a midget but every once in a while he would pull off a move that made me feel like he was 30 years old. Little man is GETTIN’ IT! All we’re missing is some candle wax and this could be a Ricky Martin video. He’s gotta be listening to some R&B song right? If this is a mini Chris Brown in-the-making then the last stop on this train is SlapABitchfield.

 

Side note: I’ll bet a weeks pay this is what little man is listening to. If you listen to this song over his video there’s no way it’s not!