Posts Tagged ‘boat’

The Ultimate Boat Fail Compilation For Your Friday Afternoon

Posted: October 25, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Enjoy!

 

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DailyMail: With its sleek weave of intertwining curves and its spacecraft-like design, it looks more akin to Beijing’s famous ‘Bird’s Nest’ Olympic stadium than something that would take to the open water. But this is the superyacht of the future, likely to become the latest plaything for the uber-rich and the envy of everyone else who will be unable to afford it. This is the first yacht designed by award-winning architect Dame Zaha Hadid, the brains behind the iconic Aquatics Centre built in London for last summer’s Olympics. The Iraqi-born British-based architect designed a family of the futuristic superyachts for German shipbuilders Blohm+Voss. The upper mesh structure – which has been compared to a skeleton – of the stunning design connects the different decks of the 90m vessels. Dwarfing the five ‘smaller’ yachts is a design for a 128m ‘mothership’. The first of the smaller designs, which will be known as the Jazz, has been transformed into a fully workable design. It combines a sharp torpedo-like prow with a more open back. The rest of the fleet will be customised according to their owner’s desires. 

 

This thing looks pretty sick. However, I’m still holding out for this little guy:

 

This Drunk Russian Kicks Off The Weekend!!!

Posted: March 1, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Weekend Kickoff
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90% sure this is a fake but who gives a shit, it’s the weekend! Have a safe weekend everyone!

Funniest Prank Ever: Guy Pushes Friend Off Boat At Oncoming Shark

Posted: December 13, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Hahaahahahahahahahaha! O-M-G! What a knee slapper! Get it?! You totally almost got eaten by that shark! I guess comedy is a little different in other countries because I’m pretty sure that’s 10-15 for attempted murder here in the states. Like telling dirty jokes and giving wedgies must be so lame for these guys. Throwing their friend at an incoming shark is the only way to get a laugh out of them. Tough crowd.

 

OK, put Michael J. Fox filming aside for a second, is this not one of the most ridiculous trailers you’ve ever seen? Fuck the Hess Truck, get me this thing for Christmas! When I saw the beginning of this video I was like why is this dude backing his half truck, half boat into the water. Then I watched the truck give birth to that boat and my jaw dropped. Thing I don’t get is how you go through all the trouble of having such a sick trailer and then have such a shitty boat. Throw a cigarette boat on the back of that bitch and we’re in business!

Man On Motorcycle Becomes Man On Boat

Posted: December 4, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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I always become reluctant to think these are real because why would someone be filming this guy riding his motorcycle from a distance? Then again why would someone crash like that and risk serious injury as well as destroy his bike?

Why Your 20s Are The Pivotal Time In Your Life

Posted: September 4, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome, Funny
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For those of you in your 20s who are wondering how to put your life in the right direction, click here.

For those of you who aren’t ready to grow up click here… here… and/or here.