Is This Not The Sickest Boat Trailer You’ve Ever Seen?

 

OK, put Michael J. Fox filming aside for a second, is this not one of the most ridiculous trailers you’ve ever seen? Fuck the Hess Truck, get me this thing for Christmas! When I saw the beginning of this video I was like why is this dude backing his half truck, half boat into the water. Then I watched the truck give birth to that boat and my jaw dropped. Thing I don’t get is how you go through all the trouble of having such a sick trailer and then have such a shitty boat. Throw a cigarette boat on the back of that bitch and we’re in business!

After A Huge Brawl, Guy Gets Run Over By An Escalade [WARNING: GRAPHIC]

 

Well, that Escalade-d quickly. Get it? See what I did there? Ah man, it’s been a long weekend but definitely longer for this guy who became part of a NYC street Friday night. Kind of hard to follow what’s going on in the whole melee but to drive up on the sidewalk and ruin your expensive Cadillac truck, then run someone over is bat shit crazy.