Posts Tagged ‘trunk’

Family Packs Kids Into Trunk Of Car Leaving Strip Mall

Posted: April 2, 2015 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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If this is how you go about getting to and from McDonald’s everyday then you’d think they’d have a better system down. Kids taking their time hopping in the trunk and all the other family members on the lookout like a major drug deal is going down in broad daylight. Suspicious as hell looking. It’s actually sad because one minor accident and these kids are screwed. Here’s a solution–throw big mama in the trunk and you’ll be able to fit everyone in the car. Problem solved.

 

 

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Kids Riding In Trunk Of Car Almost Get Smoked By Truck

Posted: September 19, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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Let’s be real here, whether the kids were in the trunk or not, that truck would’ve destroyed everyone in that car. Some redneck shit straight out of Romania.

Elephant Flings Shit At Zoo Goer

Posted: September 21, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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What a fuckin’ diva Babar is! Oh you don’t want your picture taken so you fling your own shit at people taking your picture? I don’t know if you noticed but there’s literally 3 people there to see you. You’re not the big deal everyone came to the zoo to see. Everyone knows people go to the zoo to see the gorillas and lions…the real animals. Enjoy smelling the shit on the end of your nose for the rest of the day!

Side note: Do you think anyone in this guy’s family believed him when he met back up and explains that an elephant personally chose him to be it’s Jackson Pollock canvas?