Posts Tagged ‘elephant’

Elephant Flings Shit At Zoo Goer

Posted: September 21, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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What a fuckin’ diva Babar is! Oh you don’t want your picture taken so you fling your own shit at people taking your picture? I don’t know if you noticed but there’s literally 3 people there to see you. You’re not the big deal everyone came to the zoo to see. Everyone knows people go to the zoo to see the gorillas and lions…the real animals. Enjoy smelling the shit on the end of your nose for the rest of the day!

Side note: Do you think anyone in this guy’s family believed him when he met back up and explains that an elephant personally chose him to be it’s Jackson Pollock canvas?

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For Christ sakes that thing looks like it has a mind of it’s own! Originally I thought this was a female elephant giving birth trunk first but nope. Just an elephant roaming around the Serengeti with a boner.