Posts Tagged ‘zoo’

Walrus Has The Ability To Blow Itself; Takes Full Advantage

Posted: June 23, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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It’s the age old question of ‘if you could blow yourself, would you?’ This walrus answered by going to town on himself for all to see.

Side note: I had no idea a walrus dick was the length of my leg

 

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It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: January 15, 2014 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Maybe some of you remember Rachel Williams from her ‘bouncing video’ but she’s back with something a little more tame. Happy Hump Day!

Side note: Nothing tops her bouncing video

 

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Kids At Zoo Learn About 69ing Thanks To These Two Gorillas [NSFWish]

Posted: November 14, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Let’s just say it is a coincidence that the dolphin skull fucking a dead fish and a couple of gorillas 69’ing popped up within 24 hours of each other. I’m not on some bestiality bender over here. Anyway, isn’t this just further proof that man evolved from ape? I mean the one on the bottom even goes for the finger in the butt at one point. Ballsy move but ya gotta give credit for the attempt. A lot of parents were having interesting conversations this day leaving the zoo.

 

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It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: October 30, 2013 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Daisy Watts in her recent Zoo magazine photo shoot. Happy Hump Day!

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It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: May 29, 2013 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Sexy
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Jess Davies does a shoot for Zoo and gets us over the hump. Happy Hump Day!

This Is A Pretty Intense Chimp Fight

Posted: May 2, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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And you’re telling me man didn’t evolve from ape…HA! This is basically the scene out front of a club when it let’s out around 3am in the morning. Dudes just beating the ever living shit out of each other, someone gets a make shift weapon and fails to use it, and no one wins. By the way, that chest pound looks copy written. Sorry KG!

 

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Lion Snatches Heron Out Of Mid Air At The Zoo

Posted: March 27, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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Now this is the shit I’m talkin’ about! Just when Zazu thought Simba and Nala were all settled down with their family, Nala pulls a fast one and stabs that annoying tight ass in the back. Survival of the fittest at it’s finest!

 

Careful in that position Monkey or you’re going to have quite the mess on your hands…or should I say face. Feet up in the air, cringing-teeth chattering face…it’s like he took a page out of my playbook. And you say man didn’t evolve from ape. HA!

It’s Hump Day…So Get Over It!!!

Posted: November 28, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Sexy
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Rachael Cordingley lingerie shoot gettin’ us over the hump. Happy Hump Day!

 

Stoner Dad laughing at all of this go down with the kids upset right next to him is what makes this video gold. Raccoon is about to be autopsied on and he laughs saying cheap shots! Guy is having more fun than the chimps.