Posts Tagged ‘shark’

 

First there was Sand Shark where sharks could swim through the sand as if it were water. Then came the famous Sharknado which went viral all over the internet. Shortly after there was Ghost Shark where sharks could appear in any form of water out of nowhere. Now, Shark Avalanche. It’s kinda like when a little kid does something really funny and everyone laughs so then the little bastard does it about a 20 times in a row right after that to the point where everyone is like Jesus Christ cut the shit, it was funny the first time! I can’t take anymore horrible acting, high school graphic shark movies. SyFy is just beating a dead horse at this point. Wait, maybe that’s the next movie? Dead Horse Stampede!

 

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MTA: Around 12:30 am last night, the conductor aboard a Ditmars-bound N train at Queensboro Plaza reported that there was a shark aboard the train in car #8994. The conductor isolated the car and the train proceeded to Ditmars Boulevard terminal. Upon arrival at Ditmars Boulevard, a Train Service Supervisor reported the shark was dead and he placed it in a garbage bag and disposed of it in the trash. The Road Car Inspector on duty at Ditmars Blvd. normalized the car and returned the train to customer service.

 

They weren’t kidding around with this Sharknado 2 thing coming to NYC huh? Imagine getting that call as a train dispatcher? ‘Ahhhh yea dispatch, this is ahhhhh, N-Train 3442 and ahhhhhh, we ahhhhhh, got a shark on board.’ Knowing New Yorkers, dispatch was probably some pissed off black lady like ‘nigga proceed yo ass to Ditmars! We got a schedule to keep!’

Side note: With the disappointment I’m hearing about Shark Week this season, I wouldn’t be surprised if this is the top story next year.

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OddStuff: A picture of a fisherman inside a shark, stabbing it to fight his way out, has been declared photo of the year by an Australian radio station. The Gippsland, Victoria fisherman caught the shark, gutted it, and hopped inside. He forced his tattooed arm through the gills and pretended to stab it in the head. A mate took the picture to celebrate the catch and it was hung in the Metung Hotel, which the fisherman’s friend managed. Tourists at the hotel were told he was actually eaten and able to save himself, and staff members tell them he survived, and “is standing right behind you”. The fisherman would be there, tattoos showing. The picture was sent to Melbourne radio show 3AW, and its hosts said it was an amazing snap, and dubbed it “picture of the year”.

Kinda ironic with the previous post being Ghost Shark and then this shit pops up, huh? How dumb are people to think this is a real picture? Like come on, a guy is swallowed whole holding a knife and cuts his way out? It’s a shark, not an anaconda. That thing would chew the fuck outta that guy. And spare me the tears with the ‘this is disrespectful’ shit. They caught the shark for food and ate it which is completely fine in my book. What they do with the carcass is on them.

 

DailyMail: A Nantucket man has taken on a 200-pound shark and won. A spectacular photograph captures the moment Elliot Sudal wrestled the enormous sandbar shark after hooking it while beach fishing on Sunday evening. The fit 24-year-old was with some pals hunting for bluefish off the coast of the Massachusetts island when he met the seven-foot adversary and the energetic tussle ensued. Sudal, who recently moved to Nantucket from Florida to take a job at a mooring company, said part way through the fishing expedition he sensed there were sharps lurking in the shallows. ‘It just kind of seemed sharky,’ he told ABC News. ‘There was something coming by and chomping them (the bluefish) in half. I thought, “It’s got to be a shark.”‘ So he took a half-eaten bluefish he’d caught earlier and cast it out, wondering what might take the bait. Within two minutes, he had the giant shark on the other end of the line. Sudal told ABC the shark tossed and turned on the fishing rod for about 45 minutes before it calmed down. At that point, he passed the rod to his cousin and charged into the waves to face the creature head on – and the whole adventure was not just photographed but caught on video. ‘The crazy part is you have to run into the water and grab it by the tail and put it on shore,’ Sudal said, adding that some 20 people gathered on shore to watch him wrestle the shark. ‘Everyone was freaking out, I got a slow clap when I was walking away,’ he said. Sudal, an avid fisherman since he was a kid, said this wasn’t the first shark he’s taken on. ‘I’ve caught over 100 sharks in the last eight months,’ he said. ‘It’s my favorite thing to do.’ He added: ‘It’s just like this epic battle between you and this sea beast. You can’t go back to a little fish after that. Everything else is bait.’ The fisherman told ABC the shark was on land for around a minute before he left it go. ‘I always let the sharks go,’ he said. ‘It’s important to release these things. I’m very conservation-minded when it comes to taking care of them.’

Hate when the water ‘just seems sharky’. Especially when it’s the water I’ve been swimming in all day. That’s why I wish this guy didn’t let this fucking thing go. Now you not only have a shark back in the water but a pissed off shark at that. I wonder how Elliot will feel when this thing deep throats some kid’s leg and they find out it was the same shark? I get that he’s doing it just for the sport but sometimes a man just has to take his trophy and walk away. Thanks for showing us what’s out there Elliot…

Funniest Prank Ever: Guy Pushes Friend Off Boat At Oncoming Shark

Posted: December 13, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Hahaahahahahahahahaha! O-M-G! What a knee slapper! Get it?! You totally almost got eaten by that shark! I guess comedy is a little different in other countries because I’m pretty sure that’s 10-15 for attempted murder here in the states. Like telling dirty jokes and giving wedgies must be so lame for these guys. Throwing their friend at an incoming shark is the only way to get a laugh out of them. Tough crowd.

 

The shark lived and later that same day ate a dog and 3 children…