Posts Tagged ‘hump’

Donkey Race Ends Inside Another Donkey [NSFWish?]

Posted: January 22, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Yep, that’s right! Back to posting random, not-always-subway shit on this site again so get ready for it.



Horny Dolphin Skull Fucks A Dead Fish [NSFWish]

Posted: November 13, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny, WTF
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Never thought you’d read that title, huh?

This is just further proof that dolphin are red blooded mammals who just need to get a nut off every once in a while. This thing actually reminds me of myself around age 14-15. Just humping everything within reaching distance. A headless fish? Don’t mind if I do! It’s even got the same cum face.

Side note: Is this like the downie version of a dolphin? What the fuck is up with the way this thing looks?




Is it real? I dunno. Ever since Kimmel I’ve lost all faith in the internet. Either way it’s pretty awesome.


Honestly I don’t know why things this dumb make me laugh so hard but this is fuckin hysterical. The dog’s one legged humping, the commentary, and the fact that they got stuck together is the perfect storm of funny.

So I guess this is a thing, huh? Dogs can get stuck together during sex. I looked it up and the male’s dick inflates at the end like a light bulb and becomes locked in there like ‘bitch you ain’t goin nowhere!’ Imagine if we had to deal with this shit?


That’s one way of making sure she doesn’t get pregnant.




Kind of reminds me of Jaws when people slowly start to realize there’s a fin swimming around in the water. Mothers pulling their kids out of the water, people screaming to run, and that last person in the water who turns around to realize they are drifting right into it. The blatant disregard witnessed here leads me to believe this is just an everyday thing in Brazil. Nude beaches, hot women…I mean how does it not? The thing I would be pissed about is that my day in the water is officially over. No way I’m taking the chance of swimming through Jose’s tadpoles while trying to stay cool.

Wait For It…Wait For It…

Posted: February 11, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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We’ve all been there before…right? Right?? A throwback clip to start off your Monday morning. Happy Monday!

Dog Knocks Himself Out While Banging Another Dog

Posted: November 15, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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I can just hear that dog now, ‘Oh hell nawwww!’. Credit to the bitch for sticking around for the cum shot though…

Guy Humps Complete Strangers On Sidewalk

Posted: September 21, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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This was me circa age 15-16. Just humping everything in sight. Windup part not necessary.

Watch This Dolphin Get Off On Girl

Posted: August 17, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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How do you know dolphins are mammals? They give live birth to their young and when a woman is sitting there with her legs open they slide in, pump 4 times, nut and go on with their day.