Posts Tagged ‘bird’

 

Is it real? I dunno. Ever since Kimmel I’ve lost all faith in the internet. Either way it’s pretty awesome.

Eagle Tries To Scoop Up Little Kid For Lunch

Posted: December 19, 2012 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Typical Eagle dropping a pick. This has gotta be in Philadelphia right? Get it? See what I did there? Cause the…Philadelphia… Eagles suck, ah fuck it. Yesterday we had hawks scooping NYC rats and now today we have pterodactyl sized eagles snatching up little kids. It’s like they know 12/21/12 is right around the corner and are taking the ‘fuck it’ approach. Only other thing I could see being worse are flying monkeys picking grown humans off the sidewalk. When that happens I’ll take this Mayan calendar thing a little more serious.

UPDATE: So minutes after I posted this, Gawker claimed it was a fake. You decide for yourself!

 

Hands down only reason I watch golf is for this Happy Gilmore kind of shit. Horrible improve on both Bob and Webb’s part. Don’t quit your day jobs boys!

 

Sike. That’s the Circle of Life people. One minute you’re running towards your hopes and dreams; the next you’re swooped up and used as bird food. Life’s a bitch ain’t it?