Russian Woman Scores A Perfect 10 Out Of 10 After Getting Owned By Car

 

See, it’s funny cause she’s OK. Hunny, you’re crossing a highway in Russia. That tip toeing shit isn’t going to fly, especially when the chances of all of the motorists being drunk are pretty high. But I must commend her. She hit the windshield, flipped, landed on her head and still dusted her coat off, collected her bags, and got on with her day. One tough bitch! Russians I tell ya. Something else running through their veins over there.

Big CNN Flub That Aired

 

I’ve always said that old people should not be allowed to drive. It’s like giving the keys to a car to a 5 year old and this woman will be 104 next month?! And how about that car! As hood as they come. I was waiting for the hydraulics to kick in and watch that bitch bounce down the street. No wonder they accidentally played that music. It’s probably what grandma was listening to anyway. Reminded me of a great classic:

 

Woman Off Her Meds

A woman talking to herself, screaming at nobody on a NYC subway?  How does this not have 3 million hits on Youtube?? Simple, because I can run down to the ACE right now and record some stupid old twat making a scene for absolutely no reason.

I’m posting this because of how lucky this whack job is.  Of course she picks on the poor little china lady fresh out of her dry cleaning job holding her JC Penny’s brand slacks, she knows this little lady has 0 Kung-Fu skills and won’t fight back.

I wish she took a swing at one of the new generation take no crap girls.  You know the kind with the press on nails, with more CVS aisle 9 products in their hair then Mr. Soul Glo himself. They would of knocked this dumb bitch down in a second.

I think I just came up with a new comic book hero…