Tag: slap

Monk Slaps Man In Face Three Times On Thai Train

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DailyMail: An expat slapped by a monk on a train in Thailand wants to put the incident behind him, saying he is ‘sabai’ (fine) about it, after video of the bizarre assault went viral. The video shows the English teacher being struck across the face by the Buddhist monk after an apparent misunderstanding over seats. The man, wearing a pink shirt and three quarter-length shorts, appears to speak with an Australian accent, claiming he was hit ‘three times’ by the monk. A police officer soon arrived and removed the monk from the carriage to end the incident, which took place on December 7 on a train traveling from Bangkok to Phitsanulok, according to the Bangkok Post. ‘Jeff’, as he was later named in a video statement posted to Facebook by his neighbor Noojeab Kuntao, said he was ‘sabai, sabai’ meaning he was fine. ‘To me sabai, sabi,’ he says. ‘Thailand is Thailand, I love living in Thailand.” I love Thailand very much. Many people supported me over the Internet. I appreciate it. Everything is OK,” said Jeff, who was described as a tourist in local reports. It later emerged that Jeff was attempting to solve a delicate situation on the train by offering his double seat to two women and sitting next to the monk himself. The Facebook user who posted the video on the internet, Pui Pupriew, wrote that after the monk took exception to his sitting down, Jeff said ‘Fine, fine’ in a bid to diffuse the situation. However, it seems the monk misinterpreted the words as ‘kwai, kwai’, a deeply offensive term in Thai slang meaning buffalo. ‘I gave the seats to the ladies, I sat next to the Thai monk, he wasn’t happy and I got slapped,’ Jeff says in his explanation. ‘Sabai, sabai, enough.’

And that’s why I don’t pretend to know other languages. One minute you’re trying to be nice by offering up your seat and the next you’re getting slapped by the most peaceful people on the planet because you fucked up and called him a buffalo. If I were this guy I would really spice his story up at the next poker night because getting slapped over that and taking it like a bitch is a great way to lose friends.

Chick Gets Her Face Slapped Off During Argument With Subway Passenger

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DailyNews: Keep your hands — and opinion — to yourself on the subway. What began as a young woman taunting a man on the F train devolved into a wild subway brawl when he turned around and slapped the girl in an incident that was caught on video. The blow knocked the woman back five feet as another man jumped in and exchanged punches with the attacker, according to the undated viral footage, which was uploaded to YouTube on Saturday and already has more than 600,000 views. The NYPD said it is looking into the incident on the Washington Square station-bound F train, but didn’t have details. The video “Man smacks the soul out of girl on the NY Subway” shows a young woman with two female friends egging her on while she verbally abused the lanky man, wearing a leather 8 ball jacket and fur hat. She can be heard insulting his style sense as he nodded and smiled. Eventually, the man filming the incident caught the girl’s attention. She jumped up from her seat and knocked the phone from his hands twice. Then the woman continued to verbally abuse the tall man in the hat.

 

Look, I’m NEVER for a woman getting hit but a man can only take so much when a chick is hitting you in the face with a nine inch heel. How about that slap though?! My Lord!

Side note: Just remember, domestic violence is not cool–because the NFL says so!

 

 

 

Cracked Out Chick Carries On Relations With Palm Tree

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This is one hell of a love/hate relationship. One second they are making out like high school kids and the next she’s slapping the poor Giving Tree like he let 3 other chicks swing from him. The sad part here is that there’s a music festival going on and there’s a musician trying to compete with a looney toon sucking face with a palm tree. No contest. The side shows are always better than the circus!

 

Security Guard Slaps The Shit Out Of Man

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What a textbook slap. Just look at his form coming from the ground to the head! I wonder how many chicks noses this guy has broken because he had to have been a pimp before this security gig, right? I’ve been cracked in the face a few times with a fist but the noise this slap makes takes the cake. The guy filming was in another zip code and we could hear it like he was right next to them. Really hope whatever this guy stole was worth it though. Imagine explaining that one to your boys? Hey Roger why the hell is your nose on the left side of your face? Oh, uh, got bitch slapped down at the local supermarket but uh, you should see the other guy!

Nope. Not gonna fly my friend…