Olivia Sprauer, AKA Victoria James, Is The Teacher Who Got Fired For Being Too Hot [NSFWish PHOTOS]

HuffPost: Two weeks ago, Olivia Sprauer was a freshman English teacher at Florida’s Martin County High School. Now she’s being courted by lingerie companies, trade shows and Hustler magazine. It all started when Sprauer, who models under the name Victoria James, was forced to resign after the principal obtained one of the 26-year-old’s bikini photos. Sprauer told The Huffington Post on Monday that parents and students upset over her resignation sent in anonymous complaints to local media. The story went viral after it was picked up by HuffPost and other outlets. Now, Sprauer is busy trying to cash in on her newfound notoriety. “It blows my mind,” Sprauer told HuffPost. “No way did I think the story would be as big as it was. Someone sent me a story about me in Greek. It’s bizarre.” Sprauer has also gotten words of encouragement from some of her former students via her social media accounts. “They are happy and excited for me,” Sprauer said. The Florida resident said she’s upped her hourly rate for modeling gigs and has been hit with a slew of job opportunities, including the aforementioned Hustler magazine offer, which she said she plans to respectfully decline. “I don’t do spread-eagle shots for the camera, so I don’t think Hustler is going to work out,” she said. But Sprauer also said she has started doing more nude work since she left her teaching job and she’d like to do a shoot with Playboy. She’s also set to launch a new website, MissVictoriaJames.com, in the next week. The extra attention hasn’t been all good for the English major turned viral star. “Unfortunately, I have been contacted by some shady people I’ve worked with who are trying to make a name for themselves by attempting to malign my reputation,” Sprauer said, declining to be more specific. But, “for the most part,” Sprauer said, her time in the spotlight has been a positive experience. “It’s not like I’m not enjoying it,” she said. “I’m just trying to handle it all.”

 

Holy smokes! I would certainly fail English in that class if this was my teacher cause no way in hell I would be able to pay attention. You know this is the way ‘Merica works. Olivia will now bask in her 15 minutes, maybe get a reality show, make a sex tape, and live off her millions for getting fired. Sonofabitch.

The Sinkhole That Swallowed A Man In Florida Got Filled In Today With Him Still In It

 

So as I’ve said before, sinkholes must be one of the scariest natural disasters out there. One minute you’re sleeping in your bed and the next the ground opens up under you and you’re free falling 60 feet into a black hole with your house coming down on top of you. They couldn’t even recover this guy’s body because it was too dangerous to find. Just fill in the hole with crushed rock, level his house, and throw a tombstone over it. So supposedly now Florida is in sinkhole season? This is a thing? Like more of these are to come?? Between constant sinkholes, tornadoes, hurricanes, and old people–what is the appeal of this place?

 

 

Just When You Thought It Went Away, Another ‘Zombie’ Attack In Florida

 

Florida man on drugs got naked, barged into his girlfriend’s house, bit a chunk out of a man’s arm and ate it, then powered through several cop-deployed Taser probes before getting tackled and arrested. Those are just some of the allegations against Charles Baker of Palmetto, who is already being likened to the Miami man shot and killed after he got naked and chewed 75-percent of a homeless man’s face off. Baker, 26, was visiting his children at his girlfriend’s house on Wednesday night, WPTV reported. He was allegedly high on an unknown substance when he started yelling, throwing furniture around the home, and taking off his clothes. Jeffrey Blake, 48, who lives at the home, tried to stop the madness, but Baker reportedly chewed a slab of flesh from Blake’s arm. Somehow Blake was able to restrain him until cops arrived. But the violence didn’t end there. Baker was allegedly going wild, tensing his body and screaming at police, ABC News reported. An officer deployed a Taser on Baker and he fell, but got back up and pulled out the probes. Then the officer used a handheld stun gun — twice — before he was able to subdue an apparently crazed Baker and arrest him. Baker was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation before he went to jail. He was allegedly high on unknown drugs during the melee. It’s unclear if his children saw the episode. It’s the third case of flesh-biting in Florida similar to the Miami incident in as many weeks. On Saturday, Giovanni Martinez allegedly bit into the arm of a hospital nurse and threatened to eat hospital staff’s faces off “like that guy in Miami.”

I don’t know what they got in the water down in Florida but tasers aren’t gonna cut it, bro!

Cracked Out Chick Carries On Relations With Palm Tree

 

This is one hell of a love/hate relationship. One second they are making out like high school kids and the next she’s slapping the poor Giving Tree like he let 3 other chicks swing from him. The sad part here is that there’s a music festival going on and there’s a musician trying to compete with a looney toon sucking face with a palm tree. No contest. The side shows are always better than the circus!

 

Chris Phillips And His Girlfriend Assault Mother Over Taco Sauce And Salsa

HuffPost: Cops jailed a Florida man and his girlfriend on Monday after the two allegedly attacked his mother because she used his salsa and taco sauce without permission, according to police reports obtained by the Smoking Gun. Christopher Phillips, 23, started arguing with his mom, 55-year-old Rebecca, “because Rebecca used Christopher’s salsa and taco sauce on her dinner,” an officer wrote. The saucy swindle apparently enraged the man — he allegedly put his mother in such a crushing headlock that her glasses broke. Christopher Phillips then went into another room to relay the horrific news to his girlfriend, Lisa Tyre, who then also began yelling at the mother. That argument escalated, leaving Rebecca Phillips with two smacks to the face and a cut lip. When her son wouldn’t let her have the keys to her car to leave, she walked to her husband’s workplace, where they called cops. Christopher Phillips was charged with domestic battery and held on a $750 bond. Tyre was released on her own recognizance the same day she was arrested.

 

So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Christopher is on the left? Or no, the right? I’m sure the cops asked the same thing when they showed up. OK, so which one of you is Chris?

Are times really that tough that you need to pull a power move like a headlock on your own mother for eating your taco sauce? I mean how hard is it to replace taco sauce and salsa? Imagine if she ate his filet mignon that had been defrosting? Good ol’ Chris would be on death row right now. Nah, just kidding. Something tells me Christopher has never had a nice steak in his life if he’s this bent outta shape about 99 cent taco. Kinda reminds me of the time when my college roommate ate my last Ramen Noodles and I threw his laptop out the window. Seemed like a fair trade at the time.

Girls Denied Beer For Flashing Then Arrested For Wielding A Knife

HuffPost: Authorities in Florida say they arrested two rowdy women on Wednesday after their rejected flash-for-beer money offers led to an alleged knife attack in a restaurant parking lot, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s report obtained by The Huffington Post. Lee County sheriff’s deputies arrived at The Waterfront Restaurant in St. James City at approximately 5:21 p.m. after two “disorderly females” — Alicia Martin, 28, and Kathryn Rayannic, 23 — allegedly decided to get creative in an attempt to keep their “excessive” bar tab going. “They were offering to show their boobs for drinks,” waiter Shaun Bassett told NBC-2. “We had five guys that were like, ‘Please, leave us alone.’ They actually went up to tables who had their wives there.” With no takers — and management hardly enthused — Martin and Rayannic were asked to leave. That’s when things got ugly. Two restaurant employees, chef John Miller and a manager Anissa Peterson, attempted to escort the women outside, at which point Martin allegedly “attacked Peterson, by punching her to the back of the head causing her to sustain a lump,” according to the report. The Waterfront employees say they confiscated Martin’s car keys. “Martin screamed at Miller to giver her keys back and then pulled a gray Kershaw, folding knife from her right pocket and charged Miller telling him she was going to stab him,” according to police. “Miller who was in fear for his safety retreated and Marin put away the knife and attacked Peterson again.” Martin is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and battery. Rayannic is charged with disorderly conduct.

 

You know it’s time to make a change in your life when 5 drunk guys at a bar turn you down to see your flabby tits. Yea, no thanks, maybe after 5 more pitchers of PBR when I’m near unconsciousness. These chicks have no one to be mad at except for themselves so I don’t know why they are pulling knives on people. And as for the bartender, your tip was the show they were putting on at the bar and getting to be on TV? You’re on the WBBH local news and the experience you got from watching this was something that probably resembled what it looks like if you go to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon. Demand a tip next time.