Posts Tagged ‘miami’

Would You Rather…

Posted: June 6, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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Would You Rather…

Live in NYC and every night have to lick yourself clean like a cat



Live in Miami and be covered head to toe in a thick layer of hair like a dog (can’t shave)?





The Miami Dolphins just might be one of the worst teams in football this year but at least they got this right. Goddamn, what a way to kick off the weekend! Have a safe one everyone!


All this zombie talk has clearly got people in Miami scared. What better then to have fun at the cost of it?

The Scary, Scary Effects Of Bath Salts

Posted: May 30, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, News, Strange
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So after hearing this story about the guy who ate the face off a homeless man cause he was trippin’ off bath salts, I started asking people what the fuck bath salts actually are. Here is some of the scary shit they found and sent me. I was waiting for the guy in the first video to turn and say “there is no God, only Zool!’


Gawker: A surveillance camera in the Miami Herald building caught all 18 gruesome minutes of the Miami Zombie attack on the MacArthur Causeway over the weekend. (The footage above has been edited for length) The sequence of events is all there: Rudy Eugene stripping Ronald Poppo of his pants and shoes; an unsuspecting cyclist—who would later call the police—cruising by; and the police’s arrival and eventual shooting of Eugene.


OK, OK so it’s not Oscar winning cinematography but it’s something. By now everyone has to have heard of the guy who took bath salts and ate a homeless man’s face off. Well, here is the video of it and pictures of the aftermath. I must say, some of the most gruesome shit I’ve ever seen. Straight up Hannibal Lector shit. How nice of Rudy to leave Ron an eyeball. That way he can actually see that his face now looks like a peeled tomato.


This is one hell of a love/hate relationship. One second they are making out like high school kids and the next she’s slapping the poor Giving Tree like he let 3 other chicks swing from him. The sad part here is that there’s a music festival going on and there’s a musician trying to compete with a looney toon sucking face with a palm tree. No contest. The side shows are always better than the circus!