How In Denial Is The Woman With The Biggest Hips?

HuffPost: Mikel Ruffinelli, 39, a 420-pound woman with an eight-foot circumference, set the new world record for World’s Largest Hips, according to the World Record Academy. The mother of four, of Los Angeles, Calif., stands at just five-foot-four, has a proportionally small 40-inch waist, and is completely content with her shape, the Daily Mail reported. “I see no reason to diet because I don’t have health problems,” Mikel said. “Men don’t fancy skinny girls, they like an hourglass figure.” Ruffinelli’s husband, Reggie Brooks, and she have been married for 10 years. “She had a sweet disposition about her that really attracted me to her,” Brooks told Barcroft TV. “I like to tell people all the time, ‘I have a license to work with heavy equipment,’” Still, Ruffinelli’s 100-inch wide hips makes everyday tasks difficult. According to the World Record Academy, the plus-size model must drive a truck and use a reinforced chair at home to accommodate her frame. She also struggles with fitting through door entrances and sleeps in a 7-foot-wide bed, Closer reported.


By now most people have already seen the story of this Christmas tree shaped chick. Just waltzing around telling people how she loves that she’s wider than the hallway in her house. Absolutely no way that’s true. As jealous as I am that I’m not forced to electric slide to get from my kitchen to my bedroom, Mikel has to be in more denial than Patriots fans who just lost to the Ravens. She claims every kid she had, her hips just got wider and wider. Does that mean the 4th kid literally fell out? I’m just trying to understand this. Also, you gotta love the exercising part of this video. Two of her girls have to pull her ass off the couch and then they stand there for 2 minutes and dance in spot. How about a 27 mile walk or some shit. Try pulling off a couple lunges without snapping your knees cause standing there twirling a Wii remote ain’t burning the calories off your hips, hun. You know who this realest person in this whole thing was? Daniel Mendoza. “How do you gain that much weight in your ass and not your arms? I would never want to be with a girl like that.” Nailed it!

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Kid Goes Ape Shit Over Eaten Noodles


I don’t get how things can be that bad. Obama is still president, I’m giving away a good portion of my paycheck to help people not have to live off Ramen noodles, and yet Fat Albert is still crying because big bro’s got the munchies and ate his last bag. Buck up big man, things are on the up. Just a word to the wise, careful who you call bitch though cause you’re on a road to bigger problems than noodles if those ratchets hear that shit again.

I Could Watch A Fat Chick Roll Around In The Ocean Tide All Day


When it takes 7 grown men to drag your heffer body out of ankle deep water to keep you from drowning, you really need to start making some life changes. Monica was rolling down the beach into that water as if the Earth had changed it’s axis and tilted the other way. Darwin’s Theory at it’s best.

Side note: Cameraman’s great line “She’s gonna end up drowning.” And I have it ALL on camera.