Posts Tagged ‘drown’

Would You Rather…

Posted: August 29, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Would You Rather
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It’s one of the lifelong questions but I’m throwing in a twist. Would you rather…

Die by being burned alive

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OR

Fall through ice in the middle of the night but you live with permanent brain damage?

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When it takes 7 grown men to drag your heffer body out of ankle deep water to keep you from drowning, you really need to start making some life changes. Monica was rolling down the beach into that water as if the Earth had changed it’s axis and tilted the other way. Darwin’s Theory at it’s best.

Side note: Cameraman’s great line “She’s gonna end up drowning.” And I have it ALL on camera.

 

Other than drinking it, water has always seemed to be Kryptonite for black people. Someone please explain this to me?? I’m as serious as the guy drowning in this video when I ask this question. I’m not trying to generalize because clearly some black people (including in the video) know how to swim but this seems to happen a lot. Move your hands and kick your feet. It’s not rocket science yet they still manage to make water look like quick sand. Oh, and it makes it very difficult to help out when you use the rescuers as buoys. Don’t do that. Someone please help me understand this phenomenon!

Side note: I don’t even want to hear anything about this being racist. You got us in the jumping and dick category so we’ll call it even.