"People watch from the safety of your phone"
I just got the chills you get when your whole body shakes in disgust. You know, like when you see a 70 something year old lady sucking face with a dude in his 20s. Yet another show on TV that I shouldn’t want to watch but probably will purely for the shock factor. Just like the sushi cologne that came out, I can’t believe there’s a market for these dried up ladies. I guess everyone’s got their thing but flabby tits and saggy asses ain’t mine.
When it takes 7 grown men to drag your heffer body out of ankle deep water to keep you from drowning, you really need to start making some life changes. Monica was rolling down the beach into that water as if the Earth had changed it’s axis and tilted the other way. Darwin’s Theory at it’s best.
Side note: Cameraman’s great line “She’s gonna end up drowning.” And I have it ALL on camera.
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