Tag: twerk

Pantless Subway Rider Sluts It Up All Over Union Square [NSFW]

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Look up the definition of “hood rat or “ratchet” and you will see a chick with tattoos up and down her legs, grinding all over a subway railing and literally getting a public colonoscopy while dollar bills rain down on her. Somewhere in America there’s a father who just watched this slumped over with a single gunshot wound to the head. The only positive thing I can say about this is that thank Christ this wasn’t at Puerto Rican Day Parade or else we’d be having a completely different conversation.

Old Granny Twerks All Over Walmart

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Walmart is a magical place filled with characters you read about from Where The Wild Things Are. If you choose to go, you’re more than likely to encounter white trash women wearing their children’s clothes, men with face tattoos wearing nothing but thongs, and apparently old grandmas twerkin’ over unbelievable savings. It wouldn’t surprise me if this was a planted video to gain publicity for the store but considering this is one of the more normal things you’d see in a Walmart, I just changed my mind.

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