NYC Subway Acrobats Now Getting Arrested If Caught By Police


Hallelujah! My prayers have been answered. Can’t begin to tell you how annoying these little bastards are. I’ve been on crowded subway cars before where they actually tell people they can’t stand/sit in certain spots so they can perform. Then, as they are climbing all over the poles they narrowly miss kicking people in the face. Listen, I get that they are just trying to make a buck and the tourists eat this shit up but enough is enough. You wanna make money dancing on poles? I heard you make a lot of money in NY strip clubs these days. And don’t even give me the ‘it’s better than them selling drugs on the street’ bullshit. No kidding but so is GETTING A REAL JOB. Go join a dance team or after school group if you want to express yourself artistically by dancing.

Side note: I have to say though, an arrest on your record seems a little extreme for this. Wouldn’t a ticket suffice?



Chick With Ukulele Shows Up Panhandlers On Subway


If there’s anything more annoying than those people who play instruments or dance or beg for money on the subway, it’s when spectators get involved in the act. These black guys look on in confusion while this chick steals the show as if she’s in the recording studio. Love when the guy tries to MC halfway through the song and remind everyone on the train that they are the ones who get the money. The way this probably broke down, hipster chick now has a record deal and the Bongo Brothers are making their way over to the next A Train.