Would you rather…
Have to give John Travolta a naked full body massage for 2 hours in a locked private room
Share a sleeping bag overnight with Sacha Baron Cohen’s character Bruno and both of you are naked from the waist down?
Loud sex, barking dogs, construction workers, etc. are all disadvantages of living in an apartment in the city. I know, trust me. Not for nothing but you just did this guy a huge service. Putting that shit on the ‘internets’ is funny but if I were this guy, I’d send that link to everyone I knew and brag about it for the next year. Yea, did you hear that? That’s my doing WORK, son! You think this is going to make him stop?! No, no, my friend. You just opened Pandora’s Box!
Wanna hear what this guy listened to all night? Click here