Posts Tagged ‘escalator’

Man Slides Down Escalator With Devastating Results

Posted: February 16, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Uncategorized
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-Thanks to Mike for this

 

 

Soccer Hooligans Take Fastest Escalator Ride Ever

Posted: September 26, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Sports
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Fuckin soccer fans man. Most passionate, craziest people in sports. If they aren’t killing their star player for an own goal, they’re beheading referees on the field. And imagine what the bottom of this escalator looks like? Probably my biggest nightmare being claustrophobic. Wonder if this was done on purpose to get these assholes out faster?

So Kurdistan Just Got Their First Escalator

Posted: June 24, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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No idea where Kurdistan falls on the map but I’m pretty sure it’s not one of those oil filled countries considering they just got escalators. It’s kinda like when they introduce one of those indigenous tribes from the rain forrest to a cell phone and they are beyond fascinated. Technology making people look like retards is always good for a laugh. This guy’s face below sums up the entire video. ‘What the fuck is going on and why am I still in the same place even though I’ve been walking for an hour?!’ If only they all looked to their left and saw the people getting carried the right way up to the next floor…

This week’s Would You Rather was inspired by the escalator accident that took place on Monday

Would You Rather…

Be locked in a movie theater watching Inception with a drunken Snooki and Deena and you cannot leave until they understand the entire movie

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Have to walk up a half mile long escalator going the wrong direction at a little faster speed than normal knowing that eternal hell is at the bottom?

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Gothamist: Five people suffered minor injuries in a bizarre and terrifying escalator malfunction at the Exchange Place PATH station this morning. Because really, the last thing you want to have happen on a Monday morning is to have your crowded “up” escalator start going down. Fast. Port Authority spokesman Ron Marsico confirmed that five people were hurt when the escalator started moving in the wrong direction. “Fortunately none life-threatening,” he added. The cause of the accident is not currently clear—however we wouldn’t be surprised if the damage from Hurricane Sandy had something to do with it. This escalator accident comes almost exactly a year after an escalator malfunction at the World Trade Center PATH station caused serious headaches and claustrophobia-inducing photos (but thankfully no injuries).

 

Not gonna lie, I couldn’t help but laugh at the beginning of this. Men jumped up, laying on the side of the escalator like the Titanic going down. Maybe if we weren’t the fattest country in the world people could keep walking up the escalator like a stair master instead of all them piling up at the bottom. OR maybe someone could’ve just hit that big red STOP button. Either way dying in an escalator accident must be one of the worst ways to go out. And as for the bitch screaming at the end like a train just ran her over, I get that it’s scary but man up!

Subway Treasure of the Day!

Posted: September 2, 2011 by subwaycreatures in Subway Treasures
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Wish I would stumble upon this drunk at 4am…

Creeper With A Camera

Posted: August 23, 2011 by subwaycreatures in Subway Treasures
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Keep’em coming people…