The NJ PATH Escalator Went Reverse This Morning With A Lot Of People On It

Gothamist: Five people suffered minor injuries in a bizarre and terrifying escalator malfunction at the Exchange Place PATH station this morning. Because really, the last thing you want to have happen on a Monday morning is to have your crowded “up” escalator start going down. Fast. Port Authority spokesman Ron Marsico confirmed that five people were hurt when the escalator started moving in the wrong direction. “Fortunately none life-threatening,” he added. The cause of the accident is not currently clear—however we wouldn’t be surprised if the damage from Hurricane Sandy had something to do with it. This escalator accident comes almost exactly a year after an escalator malfunction at the World Trade Center PATH station caused serious headaches and claustrophobia-inducing photos (but thankfully no injuries).

 

Not gonna lie, I couldn’t help but laugh at the beginning of this. Men jumped up, laying on the side of the escalator like the Titanic going down. Maybe if we weren’t the fattest country in the world people could keep walking up the escalator like a stair master instead of all them piling up at the bottom. OR maybe someone could’ve just hit that big red STOP button. Either way dying in an escalator accident must be one of the worst ways to go out. And as for the bitch screaming at the end like a train just ran her over, I get that it’s scary but man up!

Multiple Dudes Knocked Out In Grove St. PATH Station

 

Here is the risk of taking the PATH trains home late at night. One minute you’re drinking and having a great time with you’re friends, the next, you’re face up on the platform with a huge black guy saying he’s gonna cram his dick in your mouth. I have no idea what this was all about but I do know that when there is a long platform and it’s this late at night, you take advantage and stay away from everyone else. How jacked up would you be if you’re this black guy though?! You take down two guys in the subway in front of your girl, you get to use one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard after putting someone on their ass, AND you turn around to see that someone got it all on film. This guy might straight up break his girl’s pussy tonight.

Side note: If you just listen to the audio it sounds like these guys got jacked up by Ice Cube.

Also…this is not at all what I was expecting the dude to be fucking with a huge black guy to look like.