Posts Tagged ‘Drink’

Alcohol addiction

TIME: A new study, to be published in a forthcoming issue of Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research, found that using diet soda as a mixer can dramatically increase breath-alcohol content (BAC) without increasing your awareness of being impaired. The study, which compared Smirnoff Red Label plus Squirt (a lemon-lime soda with no caffeine) with the vodka with Diet Squirt, found that the diet cocktail increased BAC by 18%. That’s almost as much as having an additional standard drink and was enough to tip people from being under the legal limit for driving to being unsafe to drive.

OK kids? So crack open a can of Diet Coke and stop cramming vodka soaked tampons up your ass or funneling beers through your sphincter!



Don’t worry about using your teeth to open a bottle anymore or hold a freezing beer can when it’s 10 degrees outside. In fact, stuff your jacket with a 6 pack and a flask if you want as long as you have the Drinkmaster Hoodie. A little late but I definitely could’ve used this a few times this season and if you’re interested in where to get it, here’s the site Feel free to tell them CitySubwayCreatures sent you and they’ll have no idea what you’re talking about!



EliteDaily: Last fall, MIT graduate student Dhairya Dand had too much to drink at a campus party, and woke up in the emergency room seven hours later after blacking out. Rather than slowing down, he decided to create a digital ice cube that warns people before they black out. The 23-year-old studying at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology invented the digital ice cubes to measure how drunk he is to avoid a similar situation in the future. The cubes are made from gelatin and implanted with infrared transmitters, accelerometers and LED lights that change color from green to yellow to red, depending on how quickly he’s imbibing booze and how much he’s had. The accelerometers measure the number of sips one is taking, giving an estimate of the user’s blood alcohol content, which is said to be about 80 percent accurate. If the user continues to drink despite the red light, the digital ice cube will send a text message to his friends saying that he should be taken home. The idea came to him, he said, after he was ordered to write a 20 page research paper about the dangers of binge drinking after he got into trouble with the university administration for his drunken night.


Yea great idea Dhairya, ya fuckin’ cock block. Just cause you pissed your pants in a hospital bed one night doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for the rest of us. Now not only do I get to look forward to a red light going off in a hot mess’s drink, but I get to deal with her BFFE showing up asking me why I’m dragging her lifeless friend out of the bar by her foot. Let’s not forget that some of us drink to forget on purpose. As my one friend said, at least we still have Molly!


Yep, got a nightstick to the dome about 20 times. Clearly what he deserved but that’s not what bothered me. The dude’s chick who was way too over dramatic for the situation was what really pissed me off. Your man just cracked a police officer in the face in front of a huge crowd at Philly’s Oktoberfest, what did you think was going to happen? The only thing I was waiting for was the overhead zoom out shot of her looking into the sky screaming “WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!????”

A New, Interesting Way To Open And Drink A Beer

Posted: September 28, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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I wonder what this guys teeth/gums look like?

Is This The Best Or Worst Bartender Ever?

Posted: May 29, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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And by the time you get your drink you’re completely sober…


Is this not the most bad ass way to skip out on a bar tab ever? Like what can you even do if you’re the bartender?  I would’ve loved to see what his face looked like. Just standing there with a confused face like he’s trying to figure out the meaning of life. You must seriously have the most exciting life in the world if you’re playing Mission Impossible on your night off.