Posts Tagged ‘India’

 

How bout the means of justice in India huh? Cheat on your wife–get tied to a tree and your mother-in-law gets to slap you around with a huge crowd watching on. I love it. My only twist would be to let everyone get a shot on the guy…kinda like in the movie Airplane. Let’s keep it interesting.

 

Passed Out Drunk Guy Swallowed By Python In India

Posted: December 2, 2013 by subwaycreatures in News, WTF
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Sportsmasher: Pythons are constrictors, so it is likely that the snake came across the passed out man and could tell that he was still alive, since pythons can sense heat. The snake then constricted the man, and began to suffocate him while he was passed out, so if the man woke up and realized what was going on it was already too late. Rest in peace, drunk guy, at least your senses were dulled with alcohol when you met your untimely inebriated end.

 

Haven’t decided if I’m buying this story yet but it was reported on the internet so it has to be true, right? Either way has to be one of the worst ways to go out ever. Happy Monday!

India Has An Interesting Way Of Cooling Down Train Passengers

Posted: October 30, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Cause the only thing smelling better than an Indian, is a wet Indian!

 

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Suicidal Woman Jumps In Front Of Train; Lives

Posted: October 1, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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How much must your life suck when all you want to do is kill yourself and you can’t even do that?! You jump in front of a speeding train and all you have to show for it is standing on the tracks with your hands on your hips wondering what went wrong. Even though you could’ve laid down on the actual tracks or shook hands with the third rail, looks like it’s back to the drawing board for ya!

 

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This Woman’s Face Explains It All

Posted: November 30, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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So I guess this is India’s version of America’s Got Talent and what their talent is…is um…well they can break things over their bodies. This chick’s reaction is what was worth it for me. Just shitting curry in her pants the entire performance. I promise you this was her response when they were done with their routine:

Cricket Player Takes 86MPH Fastball To The Nuts

Posted: March 27, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Sports
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I couldn’t tell you the first thing about Cricket and it looks as boring as baseball, but watching a guy take an 86 MPH heater to the nuts is always good entertainment. Where the hell are the fans and why can you hear everything like we’re on the 18th hole of Augusta…so many questions. Gotta love Rick Vaughn’s comment to the batter. “It must have hurt but I’m not saying sorry.” Love that guy.

Nubbs, The Legless Dancer, Kicks Off The Weekend

Posted: February 17, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Just crushing it over in India. Have a safe weekend everyone!

Gruesome Photos Of Man Scalped By Leopard In India (WARNING)

Posted: January 9, 2012 by subwaycreatures in News
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HuffPost:

GAUHATI, India — A leopard that wandered into a city in eastern India went on a rampage, killing one man, swiping off part of another man’s scalp and injuring three other people before authorities tranquilized it. Neighbors in Gauhati say the leopard attacked a 50-year-old lawyer as he talked on his cellphone Saturday evening outside his house. He was rushed to a hospital where he died Sunday. Four other people were injured, including a man who had part of his scalp torn off in a dramatic attack captured by a local newspaper photographer. Gauhati wildlife official Utpal Bora says authorities plan to release the animal at a wildlife park 120 miles (200 kilometers) west of the city. Conservationists say deforestation is increasingly pushing leopards into populated areas.

That just sucks. One minute you’re just minding your own business having a nice little Sunday and the next you’re running from an over sized cat with your scalp flapping in the wind. And just your luck, there’s a photographer from the local newspaper there to take pictures of everything going down. Always interesting to see how different countries handle situations like these because they tranquilized this thing and released it back into the wild. Pretty sure that if that happened in America it would have been shot, tased, and blown up on spot. Just sayin’.