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Justin Bieber Filmed By Hooker Sleeping

Posted: November 7, 2013 by subwaycreatures in News
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With the huge security team Justin Bieber runs around with and all the paper work he has these chicks fill out prior to fuckin him, you’d have to wonder how this slore got away with this. Maybe she didn’t? But don’t they usually confiscate cell phones and anything else that records or communicates? Either a lawsuit or a missing persons case is coming up soon. Stay tuned!


News Anchor Wants A Hummer From Justin Bieber

Posted: March 5, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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The only thing more awkward then the corny news anchors joke was that minute of free time to kill. Talk about painful. But I like this guy’s style. He knew the more he talked, the deeper he was going to dig that hole so what did he do? Hand over mouth and let the woman fill the minute with absolute bullshit. Don’t worry man, I’m sure you’re not the only guy out there who wants a hummer from the Biebs.


Justin Bieber‘s baby mama has dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the singer … TMZ has learned. The suit was quietly dismissed late last week.  What’s more, Mariah Yeater‘s lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her … withdrawn from the case. As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim.  And, as we reported, Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming. Apparently, they got the message.


So Bieber doesn’t have a baby, still has a girlfriend, and might sue this crazy bitch now. A happy ending that makes me sick. I wanted some crazy story to transpire like Bieber takes the paternity test and we find out he’s been impregnating chicks all over the world, there’s a huge cover up, his girlfriend leaves him, and Nickelodeon asks for all their awards back. But no. This story is gonna go away faster than Charlie Sheen’s comedy tour. Oh well…just have to wait for the next scandal to break…


O.J. Simpson’s face looked less guilty than this chick’s. I love when the comment comes up that if the paternity test is negative, she’s getting sued by Biebs and if it’s positive, she might be charged with having sex with a minor. You put yourself in one hell of a position there toots. Sprinkle a little bit of crack of her and let’s get the hell out of here. Open and shut case Johnson!

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Holy shit Biebs! What kind of cluster fuck did you get yourself into? Your girlfriend left you, you hooked up with a subway creature and now you might have a kid on the way at age 17. I want to sit here and hope you had just finished smoking salvia with Miley Cyrus when you met this chick but a part of me is just saying that’s not the case. I’m confident even I couldn’t do this bad on my drunkest night. Please come up with some elaborate story to back these allegations up ASAP or give her hush money! I want this girl out of the news and I never want to hear about her again.


UPDATE: Apparently Biebs is still with his girl, he’s going to take a DNA test to prove this bitch wrong, and this psycho who claims Biebs knocked her up has pulled this stunt with her ex so clearly she’s looking for money and attention. Fuckin’ chicks man…