Bieber’s Baby Mama Drops Baby Claims

TMZ:

Justin Bieber‘s baby mama has dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the singer … TMZ has learned. The suit was quietly dismissed late last week.  What’s more, Mariah Yeater‘s lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her … withdrawn from the case. As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim.  And, as we reported, Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, called the attorneys and informed them a suit was looming. Apparently, they got the message.

So Bieber doesn’t have a baby, still has a girlfriend, and might sue this crazy bitch now. A happy ending that makes me sick. I wanted some crazy story to transpire like Bieber takes the paternity test and we find out he’s been impregnating chicks all over the world, there’s a huge cover up, his girlfriend leaves him, and Nickelodeon asks for all their awards back. But no. This story is gonna go away faster than Charlie Sheen’s comedy tour. Oh well…just have to wait for the next scandal to break…