Posts Tagged ‘contest’

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May – The cost of living is ridiculously high these days–especially if you live in NYC–so I’ve teamed up with SpareRoom to give one person free rent each month. It doesn’t matter where you live and doesn’t matter how much your rent costs, just register at the link below each month and you’re qualified to win. Each winner is picked randomly by computer and it’s important to remember you’re registration WILL NOT roll over to the next month.

What makes the giveaway even better is that SpareRoom will match whatever your rent is and donate that same amount to Breaking Ground–a charity that helps the homeless. Register today using the link below and use your month’s rent on yourself!

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ENTER FREE RENT GIVEAWAY HERE

Congratulations to past winners:

May: Adrian – Jersey City ($1,100)

June: Dana – New Jersey ($1,000)

July:

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September:

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Everyone in the world knows Brazilian women have the most amazing genetics which is why the curviest, sexiest women on the planet are found there. Contests like these must be next to impossible to judge and since we’re going solely off of just bodies, it makes it all the more challenging. I wanted to rank my top 3 but after watching about 10 times it’s just too fuckin’ hard. The best I can do is highlight a few I instantly fell in love with:

 

1. Not the greatest ass out of the bunch but this isn’t just an ass contest–it’s full body. Plus that Shakira hip move did it for me.

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2. I like’em small, I like’em tatted up. This chick is tight!

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3. Have to throw a brunette in the mix! You could stick a piece of coal up this ones ass and she’d shit a diamond. No idea what that means but I heard it somewhere and I feel like it fits.

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4. Stop everything! Hold the presses! We have a winner! If this chick didn’t win then the fix is in. You can set a drink down on that thing plus she’s got moves. I’m in love!

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Also: No way this chick’s ass is real. Just no way. Implant city.

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-Thanks to Chris for this

 

 

Mind blown. That walk move at the 3:20 mark is unbelievable. I didn’t know the human body was capable of half of this shit. If this chick didn’t win then I call bullshit!

 

Meghan D: “I specifically said that tonights theme was hoes, not bros”

Congrats to Meghan and thanks to everyone who participated this week! Think you can do better? Join the caption contest every Thursday by “LIKING” CitySubwayCreatures on Facebook. Until next week…

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Chris C. – I touched Rihanna and I liked it. I hope chris brown didnt mind it.
Think you can do better? Jump in on the caption contest every Thursday by “liking” CitySubwayCreatures on Facebook. Thanks to everyone who participated and next week we’ll have a brand new caption contest!

Jacqueline Anne: “pants off dance off meets narcoleptic hipster”

 

Think you can do better? Join the caption contest every Thursday by “LIKING” CitySubwayCreatures on Facebook! Thanks for those who participated and next week we will have a new caption contest.

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Chris C. “you can look but you can not touch”

 

I know this week was kind of a difficult one but I need everyone to step their game up next week! To get in on the caption contest just “LIKE” the CitySubwayCreatures page on Facebook and every Thursday we will post the day’s caption contest. Thanks to everyone who participated and good luck next week!

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Would You Eat Your Own Puke For $1,000?

Posted: July 31, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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We’ve all been down that road of “would you do this or that for $1,000” but eating my own puke with the outside chance of even winning the $1,000?…I don’t think so. Don’t get me wrong, Mike ‘sucked it down’ like a champ but when you open up like a NYC fire hydrant, that’s when I concede. I was seriously hoping this would happen: