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OK so the woman was actually sleep walking onto the subway tracks but that doesn’t change what we’re all thinking. Listening to everyone report on this wedding is gonna make a lot of us jump on the subway tracks.

 

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For anyone who knows me knows how much I despise Kanye West. I’ll give credit to his talent but the guy is the biggest asshole in the world. I know times are tough for him since his preggo girlfriend looks like Octomom but how bad can you feel for a guy who shows up late to his own shows and then proceeds to curse out the audience who paid to be there?  That being said, him walking into a street sign with cameras rolling put a smile on my face. Fuck you Yeezy.

DailyMail:  A source told the New York Post: ‘Kim started feeling ill on the plane from Paris, and called friends as soon as she landed. ‘She was rushed to her doctor Tuesday night in tears. She thought she was having a miscarriage.’ Kim is then thought to have been discharged from the doctors at around 12.30am on Wednesday morning, after the doctor reassured her that both she and her baby were fine. However, Kim’s physician is said to have told the reality star to have slowed down with the amount of exercise she is doing. Alongside celebrity favorite trainer Tracy Anderson, Kim is believed to be working out seven days a week in a bid to keep the pregnancy weight gain under control. The source added: ‘Kim’s not respecting her pregnancy. She’s running around, working out seven days a week. ‘She’s working with two different trainers to control her weight, including Tracy Anderson and a pregnancy trainer.’ Kim previously said that while she has been working out to maintain her daily exercise regime, she knows she is going to pile on the pounds during her pregnancy. While discussing her pregnancy weight, Kim told Cosmopolitan magazine earlier this month: ”I’ll definitely be up there.’ And Kim is already struggling to accept her growing curves, with reports that her bra size has increased by four cup sizes since she fell pregnant. A source told Britain’s Heat magazine: ‘Kim loves her curves, but she’s upset that nothing in her wardrobe fits her any more.’ Kim and Kanye’s baby was conceived during a surprise trip to Italy in October.

 

God I love this. Not the miscarriage thing cause I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone other than maybe Casey Anthony but the fact that Kim is turning into a Thanksgiving Day float and she knows it! What’s the bigger challenge here, Kim keeping the weight off or keeping Kanye faithful? This dude must come home, walk into his bedroom and just go COT-DAMN! We all know that they will be the worst parents ever since I’m still not entirely sure whose ego is bigger but watching them go through these “hard times” is entertaining to say the least. I guess this explains why Kanye goes on stage, screams into the mic, and then spikes it off the ground. He’s having a baby with an Orca.

 

 

A few things that need to be discussed about these:

1) Ice Cube looks like a young Lionel Richie with a bottle of Soul Glo in his hair

2) Eminem’s trailer park mullet could be considered the 8th Wonder of the World

3) Lil Jon looked like a hybrid of Urkel and Waldo from Family Matters; Possible Asbergers victim

4) Drake should’ve grown up to host Real Sports on HBO

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With this being my own personal list, I feel like there will obviously be some discrepancies but deal with it. These people I HATE with a passion and I don’t throw that word around lightly. The following names were based off of ignorance, annoyance, public appearance, dumbness, and overall douchebaggery.

10. Heidi & Spencer Pratt

Wasn’t sure people like this really existed until this couple came along. Even in their TV interviews when not filming they manage to act like complete assholes. Sometimes I ask myself if this is real life.

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9. The entire Kardashian/Jenner Clan

Keeping on the “reality/I’m famous for no apparent reason” subject we have the Kardashian/Jenner family. Satan himself has to have given birth to these intolerable walks of life and we all have to pay the price thanks to E! They bring down the perception of America and with people like Scott Disick and Kanye West jumping on ship, it only gets worse.

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8. Alex Rodriguez

Once nabbed with steroids it was all over for ARod. Literally his body started falling apart as well as his career. But what does he care? He’s got a gajillion dollars to fall back on of guaranteed money that the Yankees will be paying him for the next several years. If it wasn’t tiffs with fellow teammates or Cameron Diaz feeding him popcorn it was photos like below. Possibly one of the most selfish athletes of all time.

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7. Ryan Lochte

Ryan I didn’t forget about you, brother! When you win a medal at the Olympic games and officials demand you take the diamond studded grill out of your mouth you are officially an asshole. If it weren’t for swimming I’m almost positive Ryan Lochte would be pushing shopping carts in the parking lot of his local grocery store. Man is brain dead to say the least as well as one of the biggest douche bags you’ll run into in Olympic Village.

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6. Jerry Sandusky

Only thing that saves dirty ol’ Sandusky from the 5 spot is that he didn’t get away with his crime. This sick bastard not only diddled little boys but in my view was responsible for Joe Paterno’s death as well. Life in jail must be the worst thing in the world unless you’re into butt rapes…oh wait he is.

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5. Casey Anthony

This bitch. Not her fault she’s walking free right now but it is her fault her kid is dead. I’ve haven’t seen someone so guilty walk since O.J. and even he’s bunkin’ in jail right now. Looking at this chick makes me wish Sandusky got his hands on her.

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4-3. Karl Rove and Michael Moore

I’m a fan of politics like I’m a fan of AIDS; keep’em away. That being said, these clown dicks are the epitome of their respective parties. You can honestly put either one at 4 or 3 and I wouldn’t have a problem with it. Each one is just as more ridiculous as the other. The fact that they even have political influence is a scary thought.

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2. Rupert Murdoch

I don’t think I’ve ever patiently waited longer for someone to die before. From tapping people’s phones to running one of the biggest bullshit media outlets next to The Onion, the crypt keeper absolutely deserves the #2 spot. When you see people on his networks/newspapers go so far out of their way to make people believe something false, it comes off desperate. But because of his power, reach, and influence it magnifies his douchbaggery.

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1. Kanye “Yeezy” West

Where to start, where to start? First, let’s get one thing straight, we’re not talking about music here. I’m talking about hurricane benefits turned into almost bigger disasters than the ones they were raising money for. OK, that’s an exaggeration but still, the guy is a clear cut #1 in my eyes. Whether it’s accusing the President of hating black people, drunkenly interrupting award speeches, dropping F and N bombs all night during a benefit concert, or wearing leather skirts, Kanye can go fuck himself. #1 attention whore in the world and there’s not even anyone in a close second.

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Honorable Mentions: Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, Donald Trump, all Occupy Wall Street hippies.

 

If you remember this guy from last time, he was belting out ‘Niggas in Paris‘ on the 6 train. This time he’s got ‘Beat It’ and he’s just as loud and just as bad. If you’re an out of towner, this is probably entertaining. If you live here, this is when you change train cars.