Posts Tagged ‘Stripper’

Chick Pole Dances For Her Man On NYC Subway

Posted: December 9, 2015 by subwaycreatures in hump day, Uncategorized
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Happy Hump Day!

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Can I just start off by saying–how much coke did the chick filming this do that she can’t keep the camera straight? I threw up from motion sickness by the time they got Angel upright. Next line of business, how the fuck did she end up face down between two lockers? I’m assuming someone’s top fell back there and she thought she could retrieve it but clearly the plan wasn’t thought through very well. Should I really be surprised?

Side note: This has gotta be one of the funniest pictures ever. Some Wizard of Oz house-on-witch kinda shit right here:

 

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The Platinum Stage Hitch Pole is the worlds only dancer pole that can be attached to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV. The Hitch Stage has a 3 foot x 3 foot platform that floats approximately 5 feet from the ground* and has approximately 7 feet of usable pole. The Hitch Pole frame and stage is made of the highest quality steel which allows it to support to 200lbs. The pole is available in genuine high polished stainless steel and genuine high polished brass, it is also available in a 1.75 inch or 2.0 inch diameter. The pole also breaks down into two pieces which allows it to fit in any size car.

 

Be the hero of your tailgate in the parking lot! Don’t worry about the $450 to buy this thing. Throw anywhere from $50-$100 each guy you tailgate with and you’re golden. Throw another $50 each and you’ve got yourself a girl to get up on it and dance. A no brainer if you ask me. Serious buyers CLICK HERE.

 

So this is Olivia Wilde’s new movie called ‘Butter’?? Apparently it’s been making its way around all the film festivals for a year now but goddamn! Comedy or not, I just had to go home and change pants! Haven’t seen a better strip scene since Jessica Biel [NSFW] did it in Powder Blue.

And yes, that’s Phil Dunphy gettin’ a lappy…

TSG:

DECEMBER 28–The holiday season’s most heartwarming story involves a topless dancer, a drunk customer, and $40 left atop a Florida bar counter. Shortly before midnight on Christmas Eve, Panama City cops responded to a call from the home of Amanda Blocker. Through tears, the 27-year-old woman explained that she was a dancer at the Gold Nugget Lounge and had been talking earlier that evening to a male customer who “told her he was going to give her $40.00.” According to a Panama City Police Department report, Blocker (pictured above) recalled that the patron “laid the money on the bar,” but soon “passed out from intoxication.” He later awoke and quickly departed the Gold Nugget. Blocker told cops that after the man’s departure she “noticed the money still on the table and took it.” However, after arriving home, the dancer “felt bad and thought she had stolen the money.” That’s when Blocker decided to call police at 11:45 PM on December 24. An officer advised Blocker that nobody had filed a complaint about the money, the report notes. With “nothing further” left to investigate, the cop left Blocker with her small Christmas gift.

 

This has gotta be one of the most bizarre stories I’ve heard in a while. A guy says he’s going to tip you $40, you take it while he’s passed out, and then proceed to call the cops on yourself? Even the police were like ‘ummmm yeaaaaah…it’s OK lady.’ Amanda you work for tips, right? The guy said he was going to tip you the $40, right? Keep the money and buy yourself new stripper heels. I don’t see the problem here. And since when do strippers have a conscience? They always have no problem taking my money when I pass out there. Unbelievable.