Guy Shamelessly Gets BJ In NYC Subway [FULL VIDEO]

Posted: April 12, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized

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Showtime!

[Shouts to @turtleslikeme_ for this]

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Of course the ‘Ass Eating Made Simply’ picture from the subway is staged. Comedian Scott Rogowsky took to the subway with a number of book covers in this creative/funny video to get reactions from fellow passengers. Just so happens this specific one got the most attention. Slow clap for this man…

Could This Be The Greatest Abortion Ad Of All Time?

Posted: April 6, 2016 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Fuckin’ SEPTA in Philadelphia…

So Instagram Decided To Remove My Post Of The Guy With The Hog

Posted: March 31, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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What the fuck Instagram?? Does this mean you’re taking down every post of a chick who isn’t wearing a bra under her shirt too? Or any of the other softcore porn all over Instagram? I would hope not but then don’t deny this guy of his glory. So what if it looks like he’s got a banana in his pocket–for all you know that’s exactly what it is. Jon Hamm over here was on his way to Instafame and now he’s been relegated to a blog post. No Justice, No Peace! Just remember… #BigDickedLivesMatter

Girl Catches Man Filming Her From Under His Seat

Posted: March 25, 2016 by subwaycreatures in News
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Mirror: This is the moment a self-proclaimed feminist confronted a man, accusing him of secretly filming her as she slept on a train. Tegan Portener, 22, said she had just woken from a nap on a train from Sydney, Australia, when she spotted an iPhone poking out from under a seat in front. Realising the device was being operated by a man – who she assumed was filming her – she took out her own phone and recorded him in the alleged act. Her footage appears to show the man pointing the camera in her direction from under the seat before repositioning the phone to get a better shot. Outraged over the incident, Tegan posted the clip on Facebook. Her post has been shared more than 6,200 times in just under 48 hours. A 30-year-old man was arrested on Wednesday in connection with the incident. Police said he was charged with filming a person’s private parts without consent and offensive conduct. He was taken to Cessnock police station in New South Wales. Officers are examining phones and hard drives seized from his property. He was granted bail and is due to appear before Toronto Local Court on April 20.

 

 

 

Drunk Troublemaker Gets Put To Sleep On Train

Posted: March 21, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Fights, Uncategorized
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Playing Porn On The Train Prank

Posted: March 16, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Uncategorized
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HuffPost: A retired teacher in Guangzhou, China allegedly brutally attacked a younger man in a squabble over a subway seat on Monday, repeatedly biting him until both men were covered in blood. The incident was caught on tape by a female passenger, who uploaded the clip to Chinese website Sina Weibo, China Daily reports. The older man, a 67-year-old who has been identified only as “Chen,” boarded the subway at around 8:30 a.m., according to Sina.com. The younger man, a 28-year-old identified as “Wu,” reportedly shoved Chen out of the way as he scrambled to get a seat. Chen then began chastising Wu for not respecting his elders, a witness told New Express Daily, according to China Daily’s translation. The woman says the older man then punched Wu, resulting in a physical fight that ended with the biting scene in the video.

The witness noted that bystanders initially did try to break up the fight, but it quickly became so violent that they were frightened away. Both Chen and Wu suffered only minor injuries, according to Sina.com’snslation of the Southern Metropolis Daily.Neither man is facing charges, and both reportedly apologize for their actions. Even so, residents of Guangzhou may want to consider seeing if they can get in on the zombie apocalypse training offered by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, just to be safe.

Man Slides Down Escalator With Devastating Results

Posted: February 16, 2016 by subwaycreatures in Funny, Uncategorized
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