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Gothamist: A woman waiting for a 6 train on Monday was shoved onto the tracks on Monday morning, and police are still searching for the man who did it. According to the NYPD, at 9 a.m. on June 1st, a 28-year-old woman was waiting for a downtown 6 train at the Bleecker Street station. She was approached by a male who police say was “acting erratically.” The man allegedly said to her, “What are you looking at?” and then ran to a garbage can where he took out an empty plastic bottle, thew it at the woman and finally pushed her into the tracks. The victim was taken to Bellevue Hospital for treatment and was released. Police released video of the suspect, who is seen reaching into the garbage can and then running out of frame. Anyone with information in regards to this incident is asked to call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 800-577-TIPS. The public can also submit their tips by logging onto the Crime Stoppers Website at WWW.NYPDCRIMESTOPPERS.COM or texting their tips to 274637(CRIMES) then enter TIP577.

Mirror: A man has been given the ultimate stag-do makeover by his pals who glued their PUBIC HAIR to his face. Brave Mark Longley was gaffer taped to to a wheelchair wearing nothing but incontinence pants, clown shoes and the ‘new’ beard. Mark’s friends also drew male genitals on the soon-to-be married man’s chest as they took him on a stag party to Bognor Regis via a train from their home town of Crawley yesterday. A photo of the groom has now gone viral on Facebook and other social networks, after it was originally uploaded by Mark’s best man Steve West. It has been claimed that the pubic hair of around 40 men was used to make the beard. Steve, who organised the prank, posted: “I was honoured and thought it was very nice of him…but also very silly because he’s now on his stag do, on a train to Bognor, gaffer taped to a wheelchair, in just a pair of incontinence pants, clown shoes, silly socks, a penis drawn on his chest and lots of strangers writing on him and has many of his friends’ pubes glued to his face. “He’s also holding a cabbage that is his best friend for the weekend. If he drops it or puts it down he’s going to be doing forfeits. Personally I think he looks like a bit of a plonker.”

Now doesn’t she just sound lovely!