Tuesday’s ‘Why I’m Broke’ Product

 

Now this is the kind of thing that renders people broke. Yea if I were Richie fuckin’ Rich, were able to fit my ass in the bumper car, and lived in something other than a closet of an apartment in NYC I’d buy the shit outta this thing. Look at the fun those little bastards are having! But for a price tag of $15,372.28 I’m pretty sure I’ll buy a real life car and call it a day. But I’m curious, if you had $15,500 sitting around, would you buy this? BUY HERE

 

MUST SEE: IllumiRoom Will Turn Your Entire Room Into A Gaming Experience

 

Microsoft: IllumiRoom uses a Kinect for Windows camera and a projector to blur the lines between on-screen content and the environment we live in allowing us to combine our virtual and physical worlds. For example, our system can change the appearance of the room, induce apparent motion, extend the field of view, and enable entirely new game experiences. Our system uses the appearance and the geometry of the room (captured by Kinect) to adapt the projected visuals in real-time without any need to custom pre-process the graphics. What you see in the videos below has been captured live and is not the result of any special effects added in post production.

 

Holy shit what a day on as what my dad calls the Interweb! Digital ice cubes that tell you when you’re too drunk, old granny pop lock and droppin at Walmart, and now this. As I’ve stated in the past I’m not a gamer but I just might have to get back into it. Dim the lights, hit the bowl, and press play! I might even throw the game on demo mode and sit back and watch. If gamers didn’t leave their houses before, they sure as fuck aren’t now!