FBI Says Men Can Now Officially Be ‘Raped’

USAToday:

WASHINGTON – The FBI is changing its long-standing definition of rape for the first time to include sexual assaults on males following persistent calls from victims advocates who claim that the offense, as currently defined in the agency’s annual crime report, has been undercounted for decades. Under the current definition, established 85 years ago, many of the sex crimes alleged in the ongoing prosecution of former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky would not be counted in the bureau’s Uniform Crime Report, one of the most reliable measures of crime in the United States. Sandusky is accused in alleged assaults and sexual misconduct involving 10 male victims. Rape is currently defined as the “carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will.” The new provision will define rape as any kind of penetration of another person, regardless of gender, without the victim’s consent.

As long as it’s only men getting sandusky’d by other men then I agree. If not, don’t tell me some pussy dude is getting raped by a woman. Not happening! Next thing we need to change is boys under 18 getting ‘raped’ by women over 18. That shit doesn’t make any sense! If you’re the boy, you should be given some kind of medal with your name and picture on some kind of wall of fame.

Penn State Assholes Riot After JoPa Is Fired

 

I’m putting the usual sarcastic/joking blog aside for a second here. Everyone loves a good riot, especially drunk college kids. Hell, I remember rioting in Rhode Island after the Red Sox came back on the Yankees when they were down 3 games to none and I hated both teams. But that was over a baseball game. I’m really trying to figure out what the hell these kids could possibly be rioting about. Yea, your historic head coach got fired but let’s look at the circumstances. He knew about little kids getting fondled and turned his back. When kids come into play and numerous people including coaches are involved, of course PSU is going to clean house. Anything less would be condoning it and obviously the right decision was made. I’m tired of hearing from fans and alumni on Facebook and Twitter that there was some kind of injustice done here. I don’t feel bad for you. You know who I feel bad for? The kids who were victimized in this case. Why don’t you listen to their story before flipping news vans and destroying your own college campus. You’re embarrassing yourselves. [http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/11/sister_of_sandusky_victim_talk.html]

I have two 11-year old sisters and if I ever found out something like this happened to them I would be doing my own kind of rioting at Penn St. I would be like Denzel Washington in ‘Man On Fire’ and blow up Joe Paterno’s house along with every person involved. The kids are going to be traumatized for the rest of their lives and there’s no changing that and all you people care about is Penn St. football. Unreal.

 

UPDATE: Apparently these guys were pimping these little kids out to other rich diddlers? Getting fired should be the least of their worries right now. Any Penn State supporter should sit down and shut the fuck up because if you support this you’re just as guilty as those involved. A sad day for PSU…deal with it!