FBI Says Men Can Now Officially Be ‘Raped’

USAToday:

WASHINGTON – The FBI is changing its long-standing definition of rape for the first time to include sexual assaults on males following persistent calls from victims advocates who claim that the offense, as currently defined in the agency’s annual crime report, has been undercounted for decades. Under the current definition, established 85 years ago, many of the sex crimes alleged in the ongoing prosecution of former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky would not be counted in the bureau’s Uniform Crime Report, one of the most reliable measures of crime in the United States. Sandusky is accused in alleged assaults and sexual misconduct involving 10 male victims. Rape is currently defined as the “carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will.” The new provision will define rape as any kind of penetration of another person, regardless of gender, without the victim’s consent.

As long as it’s only men getting sandusky’d by other men then I agree. If not, don’t tell me some pussy dude is getting raped by a woman. Not happening! Next thing we need to change is boys under 18 getting ‘raped’ by women over 18. That shit doesn’t make any sense! If you’re the boy, you should be given some kind of medal with your name and picture on some kind of wall of fame.