Posts Tagged ‘jesus’

And Now For Your WTF Video Of The Week

Posted: August 21, 2014 by subwaycreatures in WTF
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Yep, that’s exactly who you think it is! The Chosen One! Just stood by and watched this park ranger get owned by a couple of skater punks. I was waiting for lightning to come crashing down on those little bastards but no. Nothing. Just a quick beating and they were on their merry way while this guy had to rethink his career. Fuckin’ God and his damn life lessons.

 

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Jesus Quoting Yeezus Kicks Off The Weekend

Posted: September 20, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Weekend Kickoff
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Have a safe one everybody!

Who Wants Jesus’s Fingers In Them…Anyone? Anyone?

Posted: August 21, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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No takers?! So you guys will “eat his body” and “drink his blood” but no one wants the Almighty One’s fingers flickin’ the bean?? Your loss I guess…

 

Now any other time you’d see cops in this situation pin this guy’s face the ground, give him a knee in the back, and cuff him immediately. These guys don’t want this to end. It’s a slow night in Ontario and they are just as entertained as I am by this clown dick. You’re telling me 2 cops can’t apprehend a 140 lb Jesus freak who is coming up with an epic, on the spot song about police, morals, and religion? Well guess what, whatever kind of spell he just put on those cops worked. Their taser was rendered useless and apparently their legs were made of cement when he ran away.

 

Side note: $10 says they really just called a K9 unit and it ripped this asshole apart.

 

Listen I’m not laughing at the situation but let’s not forget that Antoine Dodson got his 15 minutes of fame from an attempted rape. I have nothing but sympathy for Sweet Brown here but when you put preaching, crackhead people like this on the local news, it makes for one hell of an entertaining story! I wanted to hear so much more and feel cheated when the clip ended. I will say that between the hottie behind the desk and apparently Jesus who was interviewing this broad, they got one hell of a news team in Oklahoma City.

Side note: “I got bronchitis…ain’t nobody got time for that!” Amen sister, amen!