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I mean this HAS to be photoshopped, right??? No way even Rex is dumb enough to get this tat on his arm. His naked wife, wearing a Sanchez jersey, Tebowing?! You know that’s permanent right dude? And why stiff McElroy? Guy was your best QB. At least make your wife a Ginger or something. Throw the guy a bone!

Let’s say the tattoo IS real. No wonder he had to play Sanchez all season, he had the Mexican branded on his arm over his wife’s naked body. Does this not weird anyone else out?! And how do you think Woody Johnson feels about this? Um, Rex you can stick around one more season as long as you cut the bullshit and pull Sanchez’s cock out of your mouth. Oh OK, I’ll just go ink up my arm with the three biggest controversies of my career and rock that shit in the public. Fuckin’ Rex Ryan. No doubt in my mind he has a naked water fountain statue of Mark Sanchez in his garden at home.

Side note: Hopefully the Jets can get a good QB wearing the number 8 and that jersey could be a quick fix at the tattoo parlor. Also, how mad do you think Tebow is that Rex has his naked wife Tebowing?

So Chris Brown Got An Interesting Tattoo…

Posted: September 11, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, WTF
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Dailynews: Chris Brown may have rekindled his romance with Rihanna, but he says a shocking new tattoo on his neck isn’t an homage to his former flame despite the eerie resemblance. The famously hot-tempered R&B star showed off some fresh ink on the red carpet earlier this month, displaying a large tattoo of a woman’s face on the side of his neck. The black-and-white image shows a woman whose bone structure, arched eyebrows and full lips bear a striking similarity to Brown’s onetime girlfriend Rihanna, but the tattoo version bears the scars of a serious beating.


In other news, R. Kelly also got a tattoo on his back of a man peeing on a young girl, but it has nothing to do with R. Kelly peeing on a young girl.


ABCNews: A Georgia mother who was arrested for allowing her 10-year-old to get a tattoo said she had no idea it was illegal for him to get one, even with her consent. When Chuntera Napier’s son Gaquan Napier asked her if he could get a memorial tattoo for his 12-year-old brother Malik who died after being hit by a car, Napier was touched by the request. “My son came to me and said, ‘Mom, I want to get a tattoo with Malik on it, rest in peace,’” she told ABC News’. “It made me feel good to know that he wanted his brother on him.” When Gaquan Napier was asked why he wanted the tattoo, he said, “Because it represents my brother.” “What do I say to a child who wants to remember his brother? It’s not like he was asking me, ‘Can I get Sponge Bob?” Napier said. “He asked me [for] something that’s in remembrance of his brother. How can I say no?” Gaquan got a tattoo on his right arm of his brother’s name and his former basketball jersey number. Napier also has memorial tattoos for her son on her right arm. When someone at his school noticed the tattoo and contacted authorities, Napier was arrested on Tuesday and charged with misdemeanor cruelty and being a party to a crime, according to WSBTV. Napier bonded out of jail on Wednesday but is shocked that her consent was not enough for her son to get a tattoo. “I always thought that if a parent gave consent, then it was fine,” she said. “How can somebody else say that it’s not okay? He’s my child, and I have the right to say what I want for my child. I can’t go tell anybody else what I want for their child.” A Georgia law from 2010 states, “It shall be unlawful for any person to tattoo the body of any person under the age of 18, except a physician or osteopath.” The Acworth Police Department did not respond to request for comment and the Smyrna, Ga. artist who did the tattoo is also under investigation.

Get a life Georgia. Are parents in this state really so untrustworthy that even their consent isn’t good enough? ‘If a parent give consent, then it’s fine!‘ If a parent says ‘yes, you can go play on the train tracks.’ It’s fine! If a parent says ‘It’s OK to take candy from strangers.’ It’s fine! I know Gaquan didn’t help his case by wearing a Sesame Street shirt for the interview but like the mom said, it’s not like the kid asked for Sponge Bob on his arm. Gaquan just wanted to honor his brother’s memory by getting his basketball number inked on. He doesn’t have his whole back covered in some tribal gang tattoo. The point is, if Gaquan wants a tattoo it’s his body and shouldn’t matter if he’s 10. If he regrets it later in life thankfully technology has come a long way where tattoos aren’t permanent anymore. If it’s illegal in the south for a 10 year old to get a tattoo to honor his brother, then Disney character tattoos should be outlawed as well. Just sayin’.