The Google Powered Vibrator [NSFW]

According to FAT’s Randy Sarafan:

The Googlher is a device which plugs into your computer and triggers a bullet vibrator any time that Google pings your web browser (with the aid of The Googlher Firefox Add-on). By doing so, The Googlher translates Google’s pervasive reach into highly stimulating vibrations for vaginal or anal web browsing. Mistrust and fear Google’s omnipotent ways no longer as the web giant profoundly soothes, touches, and moves you. This is perhaps the biggest thing to happen to augmented reality since the invention of methamphetamine.

 

Is there anything you can’t/won’t do Google? You basically run the world and now this shit! Unreal. Not really sure what the advantage of this thing is considering it’s not very portable and you need a pingback from Google to even power the fucker. But I’m sure as usual, Google is doing this just because they can.

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