So what do you guys wanna do tonight? I dunno, I was thinking about taking some pills, heading over to the church, and hopefully hooking up. Sounds like a plan!
This is definitely what Jesus pictured when he died for everyone, right? Just a massive E party supplied with holy water ($8.00 a bottle), a techno DJ, and an atmosphere that won’t make you feel guilty at all! If you don’t leave with more sins than what you came in with, you obviously didn’t have a good time. I would just hate to be the guy who has to clean up for the old people mass in the morning. Mopping sweat, puke, and semen off the floor cannot be what one calls a happy life.
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