How Bout The Guy Who Tried To Burn His Apartment Down Cause He Can’t Jerk Off With His Door Open

Posted: February 6, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Dumb

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SunSentinel: A Florida man is facing an arson charge after police say he set fire to a Tampa apartment complex to get back at the management for requesting that he no longer masturbate in front of the windows or the open door, according to the Tampa Bay Times. The fire occurred Monday at the Mar Plaza Apartments in the unit where 58-year-old Kenneth Haskins lived. The fire was started in both the kitchen and the bedroom and was spread using a flammable liquid, the newspaper reports. Haskins, who’s disfigured from when he shot himself in the face, is being held in the Hillsborough County Jail on a $50,000 bond.

 

How much does this guy suck at life? Tries to kill himself with a bullet to the head and now he just looks like he took a Mike Tyson right hook in his sleep. Then, he gets caught beating off with the front door open and fails at trying to burn his apartment complex down. One of the ultimate C’MON MANS!

Side note: Thanks to Terry for this

 

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