Commuters Beware: There’s A Man Terrorizing The Subway With A Massive Dildo

Posted: April 8, 2015 by subwaycreatures in Uncategorized

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AnimalNewYork: An old man wearing a full New York Knicks sweatsuit was terrorizing straphangers on the subway with a gigantic dildo last weekend. Here’s the story, according to ANIMAL’s Aymann Ismail, who witnessed this around 9 PM on Saturday night aboard a Flatbush Avenue-bound 2 train: An older man of indeterminate ethnic origin boarded the train at Atlantic Avenue; the man seemed “fucked up on some kind of drug,” loose-limbed and sloppy. Some young men sitting next to him began making fun of him. One of the dudes took out his phone to snap a selfie with the older guy. At that point, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a massive dildo. An anonymous sex toy industry expert ANIMAL consulted estimated that it was between 14-16″ long.

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