Posts Tagged ‘asian’

Have You Ever Seen A Guy Get Cuckolded Worse Than This Dude?!

Posted: May 9, 2014 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Honestly, I don’t even feel bad for this poor Asian. When you get completely cuckolded in front of your girl without words ever being spoken, you deserve to lose her. Who knows, maybe he’s into it but she certainly isn’t putting up much of a fight. Her friend even said she was rooting for the white guy. By the way, this is the biggest power move I’ve ever seen right here:

Excuse me while I literally carry your girl away!





Is This The Biggest Driving Power Move Ever?

Posted: February 21, 2013 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Not a word said. Everything this guy wanted to say was said through that lifeless stare. Ride my bumper one more time and I will go Asian Transporter all over your ass. I remember back in high school when I bumped my friends car from behind at a traffic light and he tried this only he saw everyone in the car laughing and slapped my side mirror as if it were Rihanna’s face. I guess it’s all about the appearance and seriousness. Those driving gloves are no joke!


OK she probably has tourettes, I get it. But how much must it suck to have to uncontrollably smell your cooch all day long? Like what did this chick do in a past life to come back and deserve this? Just seems like cruel and unusual punishment.


The buzzer went off and I’m sitting here scratching my head trying to understand where the kid is wrong. Since when the hell does yellow also mean someone is a coward?! Says a lot about me and this kid’s upbringing though, right?

Side note: Only thing that would have made this better was if the kid pointed to the Asian next to him when he answered.


I think there was a positive message in there somewhere…oh well fuck it, it’s the weekend! Have a safe weekend everyone!


She had me at ‘I just want to point out that I’m Asian.’