Posts Tagged ‘parachute’

Two Planes Collide In Midair; All Caught On Tape

Posted: November 5, 2013 by subwaycreatures in News
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How is no one asking WHY? Why were there two planes literally on top of each other in the sky? Everyone got out safe but I’d be pretty pissed if a plane falling from the sky landed on my car while I was driving. Luckily that didn’t happen but I think we need to take a step back here and figure out who fucked up.

 

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BASE Jump Goes Wrong In Russia

Posted: July 6, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb
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I don’t know what this site is turning into. Yesterday a guy in the subway gets fried on the third rail and today we have a BASE jumper’s parachute not open. One of the few things that Russians are good at are having 0 emotion for anything and this cameraman nailed it!

 

No broken hip, no stroke, and no heart attack. Just one shitty diaper upon landing.

 

Is this not the most bad ass way to skip out on a bar tab ever? Like what can you even do if you’re the bartender?  I would’ve loved to see what his face looked like. Just standing there with a confused face like he’s trying to figure out the meaning of life. You must seriously have the most exciting life in the world if you’re playing Mission Impossible on your night off.