Forget all those pussies who do Tougher Mud, or Ultimate Warrior Dash, or whatever stupid name is given to those races where people make it seem impossible because you have to run and crawl through a shitty forest.
Leave it up to NYC to host one of the most intense wacky races I have ever read about called URBANATHLON!
This race will have it’s contestants running through thousands of tires, climbing over taxis, over buses, and running through police barricades.
And to top it all off, contestants also must run up and down stairs at Arthur Ashe Stadium and Citi Field. Which will probably look like the 6th inning of every METS game this past year, with their fans running towards all the exits.
I personally can’t wait to do this race, I’ve been training for 6 months and I am so ready…. And if you believed that, you should probably go play in traffic, because the only exercise my fat ass is doing this Sunday is going up and down my steps from my TV Room to the kitchen as I get another beer while watching the Bills game.
But if you are interested, check out: http://www.menshealthurbanathlon.com/
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