Hey Rosie O’Donnell, keep your feminist ideals to yourself, you’re ruining it for all the other kids. This is definitely the same girl going around telling all her classmates there’s no Santa Claus. Hey Riley, you’re 7 years old and think you know all the behind the scenes marketing ploys? Why do girls have to buy pink stuff and the boys get to buy the other color stuff? Why do girls have to have babies and boys don’t? Why do I have to learn to cook and clean and boys don’t? Why is the sky blue and the grass green? I don’t know, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! And guess what sweetie, you can have whatever you want so don’t give me that ‘why can’t I buy super heroes’ shit. There would be nothing but tears on Christmas morning if you opened a present that was an Optimus Prime or G.I. Joe action figure. You know how I know? Because you’re in the ‘pink toy’ section of whatever toy store that is and you’re holding a Scooby Doo doll you hypocrite. I blame the parents for this. It always starts with them.