Hey, Has Anyone Seen A Malaysian Airplane Around?

I don’t think it’s been since the whole Manti Te’o fiasco that I’ve been so intrigued by a story in the news. Just so many mind blowing facts that keep coming out that makes this story get weirder and weirder. Stolen passports? Passengers phones are still ringing? The Malaysia military tracked the plane an hour after it just fell off radar? Absolutely no sign of debris or oil or ANYTHING? What the fuck, man? And forget talking to people about this. All the sudden everyone is a goddamn aviation expert on missing aircraft and concocting ridiculous theories. I’m actually shocked I didn’t wake up this morning to see the New York Post calling the two Iranian passengers terrorists on the front page of their paper. Everything from aliens, to asteroids, to the show LOST, everyone is collectively putting together the greatest blockbuster film of our era. That being said, 239 people are MIA and that’s not funny. Unfortunately at this point, I think the BEST scenario is that the plane was hijacked and at an abandoned air field right now. But goddamn is this a weird story!