This Has Got To Be The Greatest Letter I’ve Ever Read!

 

I NEED this kid to write for CSC immediately. Just listen to those metaphors and his plan for taking over the world. Unicorns feeding me doughnuts?! Throne made of platinum and gold?! Where the fuck do I sign up?! I’m buying everything Junior is selling here, plus some. Besides, it’s kinda like religion. We all know it’s bullshit but juuuuust in case, let’s believe it’s true.