Posts Tagged ‘redneck’


The south is a very special kind of place. The laws are different–it’s like living in 1955 and every once in a while you’ll walk out of your double-wide and see a 7-year old running next to a pickup truck with his father berating him on camera. I would say this is a form of child abuse but I’m pretty sure they don’t know what that is.

Side note: All I could think of watching this




Have a safe weekend everyone!


If you guessed that the guy on the wood pile would almost melt his face off and have all his teeth blown out of his mouth you are wrong. I’m 90% sure he didn’t have teeth in the first place. Something tells me there was a little more than 5 gallons of gas on that pile, too.


Ah! There’s a face on the back. Look at that. How’d that happen?! If I need to explain the physics of what happened here, sir, you clearly should not own a gun.

Redneck Rant Help Us Get Through This Monday Morning

Posted: October 22, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Dumb, Funny
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Some of you may have seen me post this on Friday under the Bored Links of the Day but I thought it was too good to not post by itself. Apparently this chick is responding to a user on Youtube about comments they made about her and her family. Everything she says sounds just about right. Entertaining as hell!

A New, Interesting Way To Open And Drink A Beer

Posted: September 28, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Awesome
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I wonder what this guys teeth/gums look like?


What’s the worst that could happen?! He makes YOU disappear??

Cinco de Mayo Kicks Off The Weekend!

Posted: May 4, 2012 by subwaycreatures in Funny
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Nothing like white people celebrating a holiday they have absolutely nothing to do with! Happy Cinco de Mayo folks! Shout out to those checking out CSC in their squad cars…Have a safe weekend!