Nothing Like Getting Caught Jerking Off In The NYC Subway

 

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Video taken at 3:20 A.M., Saturday September 3, 2011, at Broadway-Lafayette station in New York City. This man exposed himself and masturbated for over twenty minutes on an isolated subway platform. I made two complaints to the station agent, but the masturbator got on a downtown F train around 3:35 A.M. He was not apprehended.

So you leave the bar lonely and miserable after striking out with every chick you approached that night. You don’t wanna spend a lot of money on a cab so you decide to duck into the subway and jump on the F train. You get down there only to find that you are alone on the platform. Do you A) sit down and wait for the train B) Think about what booty call you’re gonna hit up as soon as you get home or C) Whip out your cock and just ferociously jerk off until the next train comes? If you’ve selected C, then this was most likely you this past Saturday. This guy is cranking his wood like he’s 16 years old with an addiction problem. And in the subway no less? This guy MUST be a CitySubwayCreature follower and be thinking of all the Subway Treasures we’ve been posting. That’s the only thing I can think of.

It always amazes me how people like this are so oblivious to their surroundings. How do you not see the person across the way filming you?! Do you think you’re the only one who uses the subway at 3:30am on a Saturday morning? I must say, there’s nothing more that turns me on than the NYC subway late at night. The garbage, the rats, the strange people you come across. Shit, I’m getting hard talking about it. This man defines the term City Subway Creature!

 

Side note: For those of you who take the F train, think about this video next time you’re on it and holding onto that hand railing.

 

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