PinkVisual Has The Right Idea Building A Porn Bunker For The Coming 2012 Apocalypse

PinkVisual:

As you might have read in the news this morning, we’re building an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the Apocalypse that various prognosticators and ancient calendar interpreters have predicted will take place in December of 2012. To answer the two main questions that are likely burning in your mind right about now (based on the responses we’ve received from media outlets to our press release this morning):

– Yes, we’re serious about this.

– No, I mean it: we really are building a great big underground bunker.

Why are we doing this, you ask? Look at this way; if the Apocalypse doesn’t happen in 2012, we will still have the coolest bunker on the planet, and we can use it as a location to shoot content in, rent it out to other studios –  maybe even major Hollywood studios – to use, or maybe even open a big underground strip club (although getting the requisite permits to do might be an issue with respect to that idea, admittedly). On the other hand, if the Apocalypse does happen, we’re in good shape, while all the people currently saying we’re nuts for building this bunker will be the ones who find themselves screwed.

 

Honestly, what does PinkVisual have to lose here? Love the idea and the floor plans look perfect. It’s really good to see they have their priorities together and I want in! While the rest of the world is killing each other for food and water, I’ll be sitting center stage drinkin’ bubbly and makin’ dollar bills rain on the hottest strippers around. I almost can’t wait for December 2012 now…

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